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I'm not categorizing ts you get a whole page of nonsense
Okay so in the End if you go too far out as a regular player you SUFFOCATE and DIE so The Watchers have a huge fancy ass palace waaay past that point because they're assholes and hate everyone or something
Grian have himself up to The Watchers to protect his friends in EVO but seeing how unhappy he was in The Watchers domain they took the rest of Grians friends and also turned them into Watcher adjacent fellas
Everyone except Jimmy is a god because we fucking hate Jimmy /nsrs
He's a canary wow how original
BUT WAIT!!
Jimmy is the canary because he WANTS to be the canary. He chooses to die first to comfort the spirits of his friends and guides them back to their home servers
He is immortal and remembers everything in 90% of the servers he's been in
He loves the ESMP group and feels obliged to watch over them when new 'lore' servers start but ever since Empires Season 2 he's started to feel a bit more detached from them. He doesn't resent them but he certainly feels wrong for speaking to them now
Ok for a while I had a headcanon that Mumbo willingly became a Watcher and that's why he was gone for most of season 9
Watcher Mumbo is a prick his name is Glitz and he's like Mettaton for The Watchers and he's the favorite child nepo baby and he has a microphone for a tail
Helsknight and Evil Xisuma gave up villainy and are in a very healthy relationship and NPC_GRIAN, Robot_Grian, Grumbot and JRumbot are their children and it's very nice
They live in EX's castle that they totally have somewhere in the Nether
I will always be a JRumbot brat truther it's not that i hate him I love JRumbot but he's cute and he was made by Grian how do you not expect him to be a deceitful little shit
Grian Pearl and Jimmy are siblings boooo generic headcanon no-one wants to hear me yap about
Jschlatt is there he's on Hermitcraft post death after spending a few years in Hell and Mumbo somehow got to Hell at some point because he's a loser and that's how theu met
They're old man yaoi
(Can I please see some fics of these two they have potential i swear)
Cletho / Cleo x Etho is REAL
Both died, reincarnated and don't remember shit
Bdubs and Scar are their kids☝️ Bdubs is also dead and Scar is the only technically surviving family member
They all died in The Crafting Dead and Scar was forced to kill them because of the zombie infection thing
Skizz and Impulse "adopted" Grian at some point during YHS. Gem was there too but she was just like,, a baby or something
When Yuki went nuts she also killed Skizz because Skizz worked at the school
Impulse took Gem and they fled soon after (sorry Grian)
Skizz is an angel and got his halo broken and he got kicked out of the Aether for being married to a demon (Impulse) and crashed into Hermitcraft season 11
Grian had to re learn English after fleeing the Watchers and joining Hermitcraft
Helsknight used to have wings but lost them after a fight with Wels
NPC_GRIAN has autism. Fuck you
Okay that's like. All I have right noe I'll probably keep updating this if I remember