kai_kimiko
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POV: Your sister-in-law’s husband can’t see your demonic brother by kai_kimiko
Fandoms: Empires SMP
23 Apr 2026
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If Scott was being honest, he couldn’t believe what Joel had just said. Sure, he knew the man was oblivious, and maybe a tad dumb at times, but come on. Xornoth was literally standing on an End pillar, glaring down at everyone, and probably ready to kill them all.
Series
- Part 9 of kim’s one-shots
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Winning a Losing Game by kai_kimiko
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
22 Apr 2026
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Joel had won. He had won. He had finally won.
So why did it feel like he lost?
Series
- Part 8 of kim’s one-shots
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The Hermits Chat by kai_kimiko
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Yandere High School - Samgladiator (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP
17 Mar 2026
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The crazy shenanigans of the hermits illustrated in a chatfic!
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When you do a DNA test and find out you’re actually related to some random ass guy from your server by kai_kimiko
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP, Dream SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), Yandere High School - Samgladiator (Web Series)
07 Mar 2026
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Blame Timmy. That’s what Grian would say. It was all Timmy’s fault.
Tim, his amazing, annoying, wondrous, abso-fricking-lutely idiotic brother, had the idea to do a DNA test. Why?
“To see if we could find more family relations, of course!”
That, in and of itself, was a spectacular plan! Fantastical, in fact! Wonderful, Timmy! It would be helpful in finding out whoever the hell their parents are!
You know what made it the opposite of all those synonyms?
Timmy made it the opposite of all those synonyms.
Series
- Part 7 of kim’s one-shots
- Part 2 of The Revelations of Grian
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Yumi got bored and created a group chat.
Recent series
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kim’s one-shots by kai_kimiko
Fandom Dream SMP, Empires SMP, Evolution SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Unstable Universe (Web Series), Yandere High School - Samgladiator (Web Series)
23 Apr 2026
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All the one-shots that I write! Most of them are written at night so there are bound to be mistakes
- Words:
- 12,733
- Works:
- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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The Revelations of Grian by kai_kimiko
Fandom Dream SMP, Empires SMP, Evolution SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Unstable Universe (Web Series), Yandere High School - Samgladiator (Web Series)
07 Mar 2026
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Literally the title, it’s just Grian revealing a lot of things
- Words:
- 3,786
- Works:
- 3
Recent bookmarks
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"When we hear the bells, we all know we're going to hell" by lulu10008
Fandoms: Bannerfall SMP
14 Apr 2026
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4c come back from hell but i also wrote this to cope with whatever the hell the lore that is happening in bannerfall right now is
(title from anarchy!!!! by STOMACH BOOK)
Bookmarked by kai_kimiko
02 May 2026
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I Give You My Legs (So Anywhere You Need Me I Will Go) by Liquid_Bamboo
Fandoms: Bannerfall SMP
21 Mar 2026
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What if slimes had a practice of saying a special vow to those they trust most? What if 4c finally chose to show Mae he trusts her? And what if it was misunderstood by everyone else to be stupid joke?
Bookmarked by kai_kimiko
02 May 2026
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His best friend was gone.
Katie's brother was gone, Scott's best friend, A Blue kingdom knight, A past king, Someone the people cared for, Someone 4c cared for. Nom Bravery, is gone.
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Aka, it's the night after Nom dies, and 4c is still grieving.
Series
- Part 6 of BannerfallSMP Sillies
Bookmarked by kai_kimiko
02 May 2026
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4CVIT
I– I mean, you’re a god, right? And you’re probably worth, um, ten games of farkle? Twenty? Maybe even–
[He pauses to count on his fingers, muttering under his breath.]
4CVIT
Thirty-seven?
THE GOD OF ROGUES
You think I’m only worth thirty-seven farkle games.
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4c’s time runs out. he makes a deal with god.Series
- Part 2 of mcc writing event
- Part 22 of andy's favourites
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,445
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 19
- Kudos:
- 125
- Bookmarks:
- 8
- Hits:
- 678
Bookmarked by kai_kimiko
02 May 2026
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4c scrambled back, pressing himself even further into the wall. He could feel the slime of his skin soften against the wall, finding fluidity in his panic. "Oh god." He whispered. The knight's head shot up, his dull eyes piercing into 4c's. "Oh god. Please don't kill me."
The knight stared at him, unblinking and unmoving. His eyes were dark, pupils blown wide. 4c didn't release any of the tension in his body, trying his hardest not to move. He didn't want to set the knight off - he didn't want to be next. That's what they had supposedly been here for, after all.
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4c didn't know what he did wrong. That didn't stop the kingdom from coming after him, and it didn't stop someone from saving him from a death sentence.
Bookmarked by kai_kimiko
01 May 2026