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    “So the point of your story is, Mormons are boring and they're having boring sex and you're offended?”

    His brow lowered playfully, signaling a coming chirp. “Mmm, maybe I shouldn't have told you. Is the sex talk giving you ideas? You want to try boring Mormon sex trick?”

    Christ. Falling in love with the most irritating man on Earth was a mistake.

    “No, Ilya, I don't want to try boring Mormon sex tricks.”

    “Why? Scared you'll still come?”

    Shane stared Ilya down without blinking. He should've seen that coming but he hadn't. Somehow Ilya was still able to bait him, even after all these years. 

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