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5pydrrr
Julseisnotonfire asked
Hihi super weird question but do you run the pcs teachers rating blog ??? I saw your user in one of the posts
5pydrrr answered
Sidefall we are killing you tonight
#Whatt #I-Would-Never
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5pydrrr
Julesisnotonfire asked
LMFAOOOO SO IT IS YOU hey man hows the “friendship” going you sit in the back of one of my classes
5pydrrr answered
??? Wtf does that mean
#???
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5pydrrr
Anon asks
Hey oomfie,,, heh,, it’s me 🥹 ur favourite chud
5pydrrr answered
Hi Owo how are you today
#If-this-isn’t-owo-it’ll-be-really-embarassing#please-god-let-this-be-my-GOAT-OwoSix
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5pydrrr
Anon asks
Not owo twin 🤞
5pydrrr answered
FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK
#wasn’t-my-goat-owosix
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5pydrrr
Anon asks
Hi pcc student can I use your page to submit gossip about students pretty please,, please spyder I need this my gossip is kinda homeless
5pydrrr answered
No for that go to @SIDEFALL-MEDIA or just straight up submit it on the page
#rating-professors #Pandora-community-college #go-to-those-tags #not-me-plz
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SIDEFALL-MEDIA
Anon asks
Hello I heard you guys are a trustworthy, 100% honest an non-biased news source I’d like to report a story about 2 of my classmates from my law class they keep queerbaiting
Every time somebody brings it up they say thats just the kind of friends they are and it’s like… really ?? Are you ?? Be deadass rn because why are you saying you’re hot to each other while our teacher tried to explain how objections in court work. Stop That.
SIDEFALL-MEDIA answered
People reported news to us? I didn’t know they knew how to do that
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#WHAT-THE-FUCK #ANON-I-WASN’T-BEING-SERIOUS
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SIDEFALL-NEWS
Anon asks
I agree with the last anon there has to be SOMETHING going on there. Like last week I saw them walking around together just. Giggling and like thats normal bro behaviour but what isn’t is very obviously freezing when one of you gets too close to the other.
Also the taller guy has mad jealousy issues. Just saying. Yes Benji Button is allowed to talk to your friend stop staring at him like he just killed a man.
Ok goodnight sidefall media
SIDEFALL-MEDIA answered
If I got a nickel for every time someone used one of my tumblr blogs for gossip I’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
#news #Pandora-community-college #gossip
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SIDEFALL-NEWS
Anon asks
Sidefall I know you know what you’re doing. Stop.
SIDEFALL-NEWS answered
Idk what this guys talking about
#NOT-news
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Rating-PCC-Profs
Anon asks
Professor Cass, World History
8/10
I genuinely enjoy her classes, besides being a massive history nerd I do just truly think she’s a good teacher. She engages with the class and encourages us to ask questions as well as infer evidence in our own ways.
Plus, the class is probably one of the most entertaining ones I’ve been in in years. Theres someone who sits in the back that looks at Cass’ assistant like he shot his entire family dead while his friend (??? I think they look a bit more than that to me but you didn’t hear that here…) looks at the guy like they’re loves separated by war. Idk who they are but if you see this I hope you resolve your beef with him soon
Rating-PCC-profs answered
Posting this without telling one of the admins because they know exactly who this is about and WILL tell them 🫶 plz don’t kill us,, we’re trying to be nice,,, -🍎 & 📸
#Pandora-community-college #rating-professors #8-10 #hope-he-doesn’t-see-this #highkey
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Rating-PCC-Profs
AmazingCassie asks
Ok now that people mention it it DOES sound and look like they have something going on. I know this isn’t technically a fair rating but I’d love to give Prof Saps a 9/10 for pushing them closer together,, even when a certain somebodies assistant doesn’t want to. He loses a point because he teaches art history and that class makes me want to rip my hair out. Actually should I just make a second rating for that ok wait I’m gonna go do that
Also not on anon because I do theatre I lost my dignity in the War
Rating-PCC-Profs answered
WE’VE BEEN SAYING THIS I’m so glad people get it… finally I don’t look crazy… -📸
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Saps shade is insane who could hate him,, his class is a gift to us all anon we are sliming you out tonight -🍎
#Pandora-community-college
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5pydrrr
Glory2WH asks
ANSWER YOUR DMS I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS IM GOING TO SCAM OWO OUT OF YOUR ACCONT DETAILS AGAIN PICK UP THE PHONE FIVE PYDER
5pydrrr answered
Ask nicely and also do not do anything to Owo please
#hi-schpood
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5pydrrr
Glory2WH asks
Please can you answer the phone Spyder. My great friend.
5pydrrr answered
No :)
#ragebaiting-is-my-love-language #in-a-bro-way
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Rating-PCC-Profs
Oh my god getting into his account means I have the info for this one too. Oh my god. Hello tumblr people teehee
Uh i need an emoji for this I think. ⚔️ cool yeah that ones mine now
-⚔️
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? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU -📸
#WHAT-THE-FUCK
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The professor raters
Sidefall: who’s posting this week’s submissions btw ??
Horse: idk I think it’s spyders turn
Spyder: I did it last week it’s sidefalls
Sidefall: 💔 FINE
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Sidefall: @Spyder
Sidefall: WHO DID YOU GIVE YOUR ACCOUNTS PASSWORD TO
Spyder: nobody???????
Sidefall: WDYM NOBODY BRO
Spyder: oh my god wait
Sidefall: ?HELLO
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Westhelm (real not fake)
5pyyyyy: SCHPOOD LOG OUT OF THE RATING ACCOUNT
Schpoody: WHAT why
5pyyyyy: We genuinely cannot have someone else on the account
5pyyyyy: Please
Schpoody: UGHHHHHHH fine ok
owowowo: now that would’ve taken me sixty bucks and lunch for a week
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Rating-PCC-Profs
Hi…
That was my bad, one of my friends got my log in details to my main and somehow found the ones to this as well. It won’t happen again (hopefully)
We will be back to ratings soon
-🕷️
#not-a-rating #whoops
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Rating-PCC-Profs
Anon asks
Who got into the account,, do we already know them or have we unlocked a new character -🦑
Rating-PCC-Profs answered
Well 🕷️’s good friend ⚔️, obviously! -🍎
#we-don’t-know #only-🕷️-seems-to-know #and-he-just-won’t-tell-us #not-a-rating #🦑anon
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5pydrrr
Kids never let your friends have your passwords they can so easily give them out. Owo you will begin to cough in 3 days
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Lol
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SIDEFALL-MEDIA
Anon asks
PARTY THIS WEEKEND HELD AT THE OLD COMMONWEALTH MEETING BUILDING IN CELEBRATION OF A FULL CLASS PASS IN ARCHITECTURE SPREAD THE WORD.
SIDEFALL-MEDIA answered
We at Sidefall media WILL be pulling up
#news #if-I-squint
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Rating-PCC-Profs
Anon asks
Hello wonderful admins !! Will any of you be at the party tomorrow ?? Just saying it’s the perfect place to gather information on teachers because you guys seem to like that kind of gossip.
Hope to see you :D
Rating-PCC-Profs
🍎 - I’m busy unfortunately but I’m sending Remy onto the front lines in my honor
🕷️ - Yeah probably I lowkey just need somebody to go with
📸 - YES
#not-a-rating #I-AM-SO-EXCITED-FOR-THIS-PARTY
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Westhelm (real not fake)
Schpoody: @5pyyyyy
Schpoody: @5pyyyyy
Schpoody: @5pyyyyy
5pyyyyy: what do you need
5pyyyyy: I’m eating rn
Schpoody: Go to the commonwealth party with me to establish dominance
5pyyyyy: I mean I was planning on going with you anyway but sure
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Rating-PCC-Profs
Being the only admin active on this account tonight is actually going to feel like going to war I Think. Saps my favourite teacher why must you assign us homework… Remy will honor my memory. Literally he has a little picture of me with him. -🍎
#not-a-rating
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5pydrrr
Julesisnotonfire asks
Going to a party with nobody to go with oh boy sure wonder who’s gonna ask you to go
5pydrrr answered
He already did and we’re going because we’re friends. Also I am actively getting ready for the day and this was the first thing I saw I think it’s a sign
#sighh #ok-yeah-whatever #owo-is-also-going #for-reference
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Rating-PCC-Profs
Anon asks
How has 🕷️ admin still not seen that post from last month that was so obviously about him it was hard to look at. Like.
Rating-PCC-Profs answered
I did see it -🕷️
#not-a-rating
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5pydrrr
Giggling obwr. Aboy at a party oh my god what has my lfor coem to. Im like a whole ass law stufent. Whatever hes pretty so idrc about that ruht mow
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5pydrrr
Ok so we’re drinoimg togehter. If i had my actual phone fiht now and it wouldnt be noticibale as guckid take a photo. Hes so gotgeous i see why so many girls ask him out.
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SIDEFALL-MEDIA
Public service reminder to drink responsibly and Not what 2 specific people are doing right now someone tell them to stop mixing different drinks and praying. Spy I pray for your hangover in the morning.
#drink-responsibly #be-careful-everyone #protect-your-drinks #NOT-news
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5pydrrr
HWO DO YOU SOELL GORJEIUS QUICK
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What on earth did I miss
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SIDEFALL-MEDIA
We at Sidefall Media are hoping everybody had a fun night last night! Later today we will be updating with a recap of everything that happened at the party, but for now remember to drink water, take medicine and get home safe! We hope everyone who went to afters had fun and stayed responsible. Have a good morning!
#NOT-news
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Rating-PCC-Profs
Physically pained me to write that cheerfully at 7am with a hangover btw -📸
#not-a-rating
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The professor raters
Spyder: Sidefall.
Sidefall: Good Morning 😁
Spyder: Sidefall I will pay you real money to not post that video
Sidefall: but Spyder,,
Sidefall: i’m the news person,,
Spyder: Please don’t dude
Sidefall: How much
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SIDEFALL-MEDIA
JUST SCAMMED OOMF OUT OF $35 LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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#can’t-have-shit-with-him
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5pydrrr
Just genhinely scrolled through all my socials in horror never let me touch a drink again.
Nobody saw that.
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5pydrrr
Julesisnotonfire asks
Ok I’m gonna be so real with you dude but like. So many people saw. Not even like the posts I think that was one or two people but like did you forget people have eyes. Did you know people could fully see you two flirting. And I swear to god you kissed or I drank too much and started hallucinating. GO TALK TO HIM. PLEASE.
5pydrrr answered
No comment
#I’m-never-drinking-again #oh-my-god
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SIDEFALL-MEDIA
PARTY RECAP!
Last night, in the old Commonwealth meeting building, there was a party thrown on behalf of the architecture students getting an all class pass! This post will serve to recap everything that happened at said party.
1– alcohol along with food and non-alcoholic drinks were provided by the gracious organisers @twentypercentcooler !! They were wonderful hosts for the evening
2– The party officially began at 8:45PM with the ar…read more
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My $35 worked ohmy god
#gambling-wins
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Rating-PCC-Profs
Anon asks
Noticing the significant lack of a kiss mentioned in that last sidefall media post so I’m comming here to talk about it instead.
At that party 2 people that’ve been getting gossiped about for genuinely months kissed and NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IT. THIS IS A REVELATION. With the last batch of gossip the most we got was a tumblr confession like. Whole Ass Kiss.
I hope they’re happy,, highkey.
Rating-PCC-Profs answered
THERE WAS A WHAT -🍎
#I’m-never-missing-a-party-again #wait #oh-my-god #is-this-about-🕷️
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The professor raters
Horse: Is the video of you and Schpood kissing
Horse: oh my god
Spyder: How the fuck did you know
Horse: OH MY GOD
Horse: ITS ALWAYS WHEN IM NOT THERE.
Horse: spyder so many people saw. Sidefall probably isn’t the only person with a video. Or a photo.
Spyder: oh ok so that just dawned on me. Fun
Spyder: I’m jever drinking again
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Westhelm (real not fake)
Schpoody: @5pyyyyy meet me at mine in an hour
Schpoody: please
owowowo: ??? What did I miss
5pyyyyy: alright
5pyyyyy: don’t worry about it owo
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5pydrrr
IM SO FUCKED
#it’s-so-5pydover
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OWOVI
Roommate is pacing around the house telling me nothing happened like I can’t just. See his social media.
#dumbass #it’s-ok-though
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Rating-PCC-Profs
Anon asks
Hi I accidentally turned on anon and now I can’t be bothered to turn it off it’s schpood friend of the blog. Hi. Hello.
This feels. Lowkey weird to be submitting on but whatever I know people were gossiping about it here though really there was more on Sidefall Media but I do Not trust him to actually post it so. We’re here now.
We talked about the whole kiss thing. Idk how people did it but I think we might have been the last people to figure out we liked eachother it’s crazy. Like I thought people were exaggerating when they said your friends realise it before you do owo has been hintinh at us for months.
Anyway we are no longer queerbaiters now we are just queer. Yippee
Rating-PCC-Profs answered
AWWWWWWWWWWW
Thats so cute but also what on earth were you doing before this that was not just friends behaviour. I’m sending this to sf just so he can repost it. Congrats Schpood and Spyder when he inevitably sees this -🍎
#not-a-rating
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