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1. Not So Heated Rivalry (Reposted) by Justpassingthrough999

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Jan 2026

   Tags

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   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Crack
   • fanboy Dan
   • Stalker Dan
   • No smut but Dan is horny on main
   • Phil falls over a lot but is somehow still good at ice skating
   • The author knows nothing about hockey and doesn’t care to learn
   • very very silly
   • I deleted this in one of my usual anxiety fits but I decided to repost it
   • Wild how it was terrible a week ago and isn’t terrible now

   Summary

   What I actually think would happen if Dan and Phil were in Heated Rivalry- featuring Phil constantly falling over on his ass and Dan failing so badly at being a fuck boy that they start dating three seconds after meeting.

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