Work Text:
“Good Morning Agent, what do you have to return to me?”
“Hello Quartermaster, I returned it all when I first came back, per regulations.”
“Oh did you now? My records only show one damaged set of lockpicks, not the full standard agent kit. Was I not clear in how I expect my tech to be treated?”
“Sir, there were some mishaps….”
“Mishaps… now who is the one that is not communicating properly?”
“Well, yes sir, but as my mission report….”
“Your mission report, though not my department, is also lacking.”
“I took other agents' advice....”
“Other agents… and what agents would advise..., Oh I should have guessed. Hello 007.”
“Q, go easy on this one he’s just starting.”
“Exactly 007, this is a teaching experience of how NOT to treat your kit. I will make sure to speak clearly and perhaps BOTH of you can learn something. Q-Branch, NOW agents.”