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1. trash in, trash out by vanceypants

   Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • America/Female Canada (Hetalia)
   • America (Hetalia)
   • Female Canada (Hetalia)
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Face-Sitting
   • Cunnilingus
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Femdom
   • or at least the beginning signs of that sort of dynamic
   • Trans America (Hetalia)
   • very lightly implied but it's me so it's always there
   • 1990s
   • Office Sex
   • non-reciprocated oral sex
   • Desk Sex
   • Jerry Springer inspired pornography if that means anything to you
   • Bisexuality
   • Bisexual Male Character
   • Smoking
   • 90s feminism is just taking what you want from a hot guy and leaving him desperate after right?

   Summary

   "Most women can't handle you, can they?"

   "Are you saying you can handle me?"

   "Oh, Alfred." She rested her hand against his throat as she leaned forward, manicure glimmering in the artificial lighting. She tightened her hold, felt his breath catch for just a moment. "You're already handled."

   Alfred wants an executive producer to bring his talk show to new heights at the end of the 20th century.
   Maddie's ready to seal the deal.

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   English

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