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  1. The Transitive Property of Attraction by

    Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV), Sweet - Fandom  

    14 Oct 2014

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    Based on the short film "Sweet" starring Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. (It's on youtube and well worth your ten minutes!)

    Henry's name is not Stitch, and he did not name his kiosk Sweet Music after Pete Sweet. Pete Sweet named himself after Henry's kiosk.
    Henry Dulcy is just a regular guy who'd like to go on the occasional date and occasionally feel good about himself. Somehow, this desire has led to him having a completely useless friend and sidekick. He can handle the dancing and the matching shirts, but when Pete starts dating an imaginary girl (not even one he imagined up himself), Henry begins to question some of his decisions.

    Henry wants a real life. And a real life boyfriend.

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