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Alastor Heartfelt doesn't know when it started.
He doesn't know why this TV show for toddlers messes with his head so much. Really, he can't help but hum the songs to himself or get ready to learn the ABCs every night (despite the fact he is very literate) or playing along to all the little games as if he was a toddler himself, and not a cold blooded killer.
How can a stupid kid's show bring so much joy into his messy, miserable life?Vincent Whittman doesn't know how he got here.
Really, he should be a famous Hollywood celebrity by now! He was going to be the anchor of the biggest TV Channel in the country. At least in his head... Truth is, he always dreamt a little too big and that caused him to get blacklisted from most of the industry. Now he works as a Kid's show host on a smaller channel, and when the cameras turn off he drinks and wonders how this happened.
There was no joy in his life, until he met someone claiming to be the biggest fan of the Mr. Vox's Box of Fun Show... But it wasn't a kid. It was a grown ass man.OR: Two miserable adults find the little joys in life through a failing kid's show.
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