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Snow…
That’s all that can be seen outside of Terra’s home as a small pack of pups sit in the living room, watching the hit movie, Incredibly Gassy 4. Gavin, Chunky, Terra, G Money, and Vani are all having a slumber party with Jax and pomni each other.
As the group is watching, the TV suddenly changes and blares an **EXPLODING TREE ALARM**, causing the group to jump. Vani quickly ducks into G Money’s armpits in fear, shaking (totally not with a devilish smirk). Gavin and Chunky gasp while Terra throws a beer bottle at the TV in anger.
Terra growls, yelling, “DUDE! We were at the BEST PART!!!!! Stupid weather alerts!”
G Money, aura maxxing per usual, “Just a blip in the matrix, guys.”
Terra, yawning, “Man fuck this shit, I’m going to get another beer!”
As Terra leaves to get another beer, a tiny little perfect clone of Hitler runs under the fridge (Would you torture him? The question rings in your mind).
Then out of nowhere, the power goes out…
Vani screams and hides more into G Money’s sweet, succulent pit.
“There there, kitten, daddy will keep you safe,” G Money purrs into Vani's ear.
Terra huffs before leaving, while slicking his hot, long, greasy hair back, “Don’t worry gang, I have a generator, I’ll get the power back on in no time!”
As Terra leaves and Vani and G Money are in their own Yuri world, Gavin shifts uncomfortably in the seat. Chunky, noticing Gavin's distress, quickly signals for the pair to leave the room. The two quickly make way into TERRAS room and shut the door.
“Gavin, what’s wrong?” Chunky speaks, his eyes shining with worry even in the dark.
“Chunky I-I think I’m in pre-heat…” Gavin gulps in fear.
“But…oh no… we’re snowed in! We can’t get you any heat suppressants! How did you not notice?” Chunky gasps.
“I thought it was just me getting sick but…stupid me I…I don’t know what to do I’ve…I’ve never survived a heat without medication before I’m…I’m so fucking scared…” Gavin tears up before Chunky quickly pulls him into a hug.
“Gavin, I…It’s ok we’ll, we’ll think of something!” Chunky frantically replies.
“No I…What can be done? I feel like I’m already dying…” Gavin cries out.
“I-I’ll help you! I’ll be your heat partner!” Chunky exclaims.
“What? I? NO!!!! You can’t we…it’s not right!” Gavin sobs.
“Gavin I…I really want to help you out I…I really don’t mind... I actually” Chunky takes a deep breath “I’ve been in love with you for the longest of time, and I can’t stand seeing you in pain like this!” Chunky confesses while caressing Gavin's hair.
“But I’m a Beta and you’re…you’re an Alpha! Wouldn’t you want an omega or or someone who can fully fulfill your desires???”
“Gavin I don’t care about that, it doesn’t matter to me! I mean, take Vani and G Money for example! They’re both Alphas together, who cares! It’s a new world!” Chunky exclaims.
“B-B-But they can both scent! They both have strong pheromones, unlike a stupid infertile Beta like me…” Gavin sobs.
Chunky cups Gavin's face, “I don’t care about all that stuff, I only care about you, dammit…Nothing else matters but you!!!!!” he shouts.
“R-Really…?”
“Yes, really. Gods, I’ve wanted you for so long…” Chunky rests his forehead on Gavin’s.
“F-f-faggot-kun....” Gavin cries out.
“Hush now, let me take care of you…” Chunky purrs, as he lifts Gavin’s cute, petite little twink body up onto TERRAS bed.
Gavin gasps but before anything can continue, the power turns on and the doorknob rattles, and the pair quickly ducks into TERRAS closet. Walking in Terra and Yuri City (aka G Money and Vani) call out for them.
“Gavin? Chunky? Power’s back on! Huh, I wonder where they went,” Terra mumbles.
“The clash royale wiki told me to kill my parents,” Vani exclaims to G Money while hanging off their arm like a love-sick fool.
“That’s nice sweety,” G Money states while petting Vani.
“Man, I’m not going to look for them anymore, I’m tired. Let’s go back and finish the movie. I’m sure they’ll show up later.”
“Yay!” Vani purrs while scenting G Money, and the three walk back into the living room.
After waiting a few minutes while the trio leaves, Chunky chuckles, “Heh…I guess you can say we're 7 minutes in heaven.”
Gavin gulps, looking up into Chunky’s eyes lovingly as the two are squished together in the closet. As the pair slowly closes the distance between their lips, the closet door opens fast. Yelping, the two look up and no…. it can’t be…
TERRAS room now has an open window showing how the intruder broke in, but no….oh my god….no…..it’s no other but Chunky's brown and fat ex he’s lowkirkenuinely not over yet walks into view. Chunky gasps loud, now getting conflicted about his chunkvin yaoi choices until…
The evil ex pulls a zipper across their face and takes off their suit showing no other than the jabberverse #1 enemy…
Nightowl
Gavin gasps in fear.
“Heh…the Best part of being a virgin is that no one knows that I have a really small weenus.” Nightowl laughs, but before the pair could scream, Nightowl knocks Gavin and Chunky out, putting them in sacks, and escapes the room with them in hand.
To be continued…