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3rd Floor Chat
Shidou: @Rin
Shidou: @Rin
Shidou: @Rin
Reo: What the??
Shidou: @Rin
Shidou: @Rin
Reo: Omg stop spamming the chat 😭
Shidou: @Rin
Shidou: SHUSH PURPLE I NEED RIN RN
Shidou: @Rin
Rin: Stop.
Rin: What do you want?
Shidou: RINNNRINNN LISTEN
Shidou: who was that absolute hottie who was in and out your room today??
Rin: ??
Shidou: Yk the dude w the majestic magenta hair?? Looks like a model?? Hotter than 2 suns??? Looks like he’d give good head??
Reo: 😭😭 down bad
Isgai: what the hell did I miss???
⤷ Shidou: Yk the dude w the majestic magenta hai...
Rin: Stay the fuck away from him.
Shidou: :((( noooooo rinniiii
Shidou: please I need the details 🙏🙏
Bachira: You mean rins brother?
Rin: BACHIRA
Reo: oh shiii drama
Shidou: HOLY SHIT THATS YOUR BROTHER
Shidou: HOW THE HELL YOU LOOK LIKE THAT AND HE LOOKS LIKE 🤤🤤
Rin: ew ew ew stay away you are NOT flirting with my brother
Rin: not like he would like you anyway
Bachira: yeah… Sae’s cold asf
Shidou: SAE SAEEEE SAE UGHH IMA BE MOANING THAT NAME
Rin: BACHIRA IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU
Bachira: :((
Isagi: Rin chill tf out 😭
Reo: yeah rin not cool ://
Rin: ?? What the fuck??
Rin: Shidou slobbering all over my brother and IM the bad guy??
Shidou: that’s messed up man
Shidou: give me his number as an apology
Rin: Fuck off I’m muting this chat kys
Shidou: THATS NOT VERY NICE TO SAY TO YOUR FUTURE BROTHER IN LAW
Rin reacted “👎”
Nagi: wht i miss?
Reo: Shidou shooting his shot at Rins brother
Isagi: and he yelled at Bachira
Bachira: it’s alright yall he apologized to me teehe :))
Bachira: well- whatever Rin considers an apology
Shidou: wait bachiria give me the details you liv w rin
Bachira: … mmmmmm idkkk rins already pissyy :/
Shidou: I’m begging you all I need is that gods number and I’ll leave yall alone until we send our wedding invites.
Reo: oh my god your fucking whipped
Isagi: Ik you ain’t talking reo
⤷ Reo: oh my god your fucking whippe...
Shidou: Says the gayest in the whole building
Reo: ?? Tf im catching a stray for
Isagi: I hear yall every other night
Isagi: walls thin asf
Shidou: soo hotttt tho
Reo: Oml die
Shidou: Back on topic please @Bachira 🙏
Bachira: what will you give me in return?
Shidou: a happy meal and I’ll pay your months parking
Isagi: WOAH GIMMI SOME
Shidou: Fuck off it’s all in the name of getting saes number
Isagi: kys fag
Reo: ISAGI???
Bachira: hmmm okay deal :) I’ll text you
Shidou: 😈😈😈 BLESSSS
Shidou: 🙏🙏 u da goat Bachi
Bachira: <33
Barou: I leave for one class and the gc blows up
Bachira
Bachira:
Okay so apparently, rins brother is moving into the 4th floor and rin was helping him move shit up there
but lowkey, sae didn’t say much and the two didn’t even get along that well 😭
it was weird
like seeing two rins but one didn’t snap every two seconds
Shidou:
Ooooo so he’s moving in 😈
Wait
that’s perfect doesn’t ego usually add new tenents to the general gc??
exactly soooo
ill drop off your happy meal when I get home from class 🙏
YAYYYY THXXXX
;)
Blue Lock Apartments
January 25
Ego added “Sae” to the group chat
Isagi: 👋
Bachira: Hey!! Were the floor below you so if ya need anything drop by :)
Sae reacted “👍”
January 25
Rin: Oh no
Isagi: don’t worry Shidous in class rn
Isagi: you got an hour until shit goes down
Rin: fuck
Bachiria: I’m sure it won’t be that bad •ᴗ•
Chigari: What’s happening?
Otoya: Yeah tf never seen rin this upset
Reo: Shidous in love with the new guy and has been thirsting for his #
Reo: who happens to be rins brother
Chigari: WOAHH????
Charles: WHAT
Charles: WHY THIS THE FIRST IM HEARING ABOUT UT🥀🥀🥀
Reo: it all went down this morning before class
Otoya: Shooters shoot ig
⤷Charles: WHY THIS THE FIRST IM HEARING ABOUT UT...
Isagi: your in the gc ??
Charles: Oh yeah loolol
Rin: holy shit your lucky my brother doesn’t read his texts
Chigari: wait so shidous flirting w rin's brother???
Reo: kinda?
Reo: He hasn't said anything yet
Reo: Just being annoying
Rin: I’m not worried just disgusted
Isagi: you hate gay ppl 2??
Chigari: HUH
Rin: no sae doesn’t date
Rin: literally dated no one
⤷ Isagi: you hate gay ppl 2??
Chigari: ISAGI??
Shidou: NOT UNTIL NOW 😈
Rin: god damn it
Reo: Shidou please not in the gc 😭
Shidou: suck my cock
Nagi: no
Chigari: omg he speaks
⤷Nagi: no
Isagi: GAY
Shidou: oh rin rin it’s too late
Shidou: do you want to be my maid of honor at the wedding or nah??
Rin: honestly kill yourself
Rin: fucking cockroach
Bachira: It was inevitable 😔
Rin: I’m putting my phone down
Rin: you better not harass my brother you creep
Shidou: dont worry rinny im gonna sweep him off his feet
Shidou: and into my bed 😈
Otoya: Holy shit yall wern't joking 😭
Barou: ISAGI
Isagi: …
Barou: CLEAN THE FUCKING DISHES THIS SHI IS DISGUSTING
Isagi: Hop off my dick I was literally about to do it
Chigari: momma barou??
Nagi: :x
Barou: Shut it white haired lazy ass bitch
Reo: WOAH ???
Nagi: .
Barou: WHAT IS THE POINT OF YOU TYPING A FUCKING DOT??
Bachira: girls calm down
Charles: SHIDOUUUUU @Shidou
Shidou: CHARLESSSSSSS MMYY SONN
Charles: Twin y didn’t you tell meee 🥀🥀🥀
Shidou: I WAS GONNA SPILL LATER I PROMISE CHARCHAR
Shidou: yk I never forget my day one pookie ❤️❤️
Charles: awwwwww ily you horny perv 😇
Shidou: ily2 twin ❤️
January 25
Akiu: Why did the gc blow up damn
Akiu: Never been this active
Sendo: Jus got outta class tf am I reading??
Karasu: Horny ahh pervs on floor 3
Isagi: Just one horny perv
Isagi; and one couple
Otoya: Kurasu bring me dinner oyw back 🙏🙏🙏
Otoya: Hungry asf rn
Karasu: will you suck my dick?
Chigari: WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY
⤷Karasu: will you suck my dick? ...
Otoya: Lowkey yeah my stomachs about to cave in on itself
Yukimiya: woah without me guys wtf
Otokya: Eiffel tower?
Barou: Yall are disgusting
Rin: Fr
Karasu: wear something pretty when i get home ;))
Otoya: putting it on now hon bun ;)
Chigari: screenshotting this and sending it to yalls gfs
Otoya: CHIGARI YOU NARC
Karasu: Nothing wrong w some side dih
Yukimiya: wait... your both seeing other ppl 💔💔💔
Otoya: I can explain...
Yukimiya: save it
Yukimiya: and to think im pregnant with your child
Chigari: what is happening
Reo: Its like a soap opera for free
Isagi: ofc you know what a soap opra is rich boy
Reo: Literally WHAT did I do to you
Bachira: :<<
Isagi: im sincerly sorry
Isagi: wont happen again
Bachira: :>
⤷ Yukimiya: and to think im pregnant with your chi...
Otoya: Yo that kid is NOT mine
Karasu: WTF ITS NOT MINE
Yukimiya: one of you has to fess up
Yukimiya: I need child support
Hiori: Interesting things happening in the gc today
Nagi: Hiori hop on
Hiori: 👍
Reo: Haiiii Hiori !!!
Hiori: Heyyy reo!!
⤷ Yukimiya: I need child support...
Akiu: digital footprint
Yukimiya: okay grandpa
Isagi: LMAOOO
Akiu: ??
Akiu: im 19?
Shidou: YOUR 19???????
Otoya: damn dude I thought you were like 30
Reo: same
Akiu: you all suck
Shidou: I swallow ;)
Akiu: not intrested
Shidou: me neither old ass man
Shidou: Just saying i do
January 25
Sae: Whoever owns the pink motorcycle, it's in my parking space. Remove it, I need to park.
Bachira: Holy shit.
Rin: Theres no fucking way
Nanase: @Shidou
Rin: DONT
Rin: NANASAE
Nanase: Isn't the pink motorcycle shidous?
Reo: you've doomed us all
Chigari: shits about to get interesting
Shidou: Whats up??
Rin: your fucking dead the next time I see you
Isagi: cant wait for shidou to get his ass beat
Rin: stfu isagi im kicking your ass too
Isagi: try me bitch
Sae: ?
Shidou: Heyy sorry thats my ride ill come move it rn
Sae reacted "👍"
Charles: THATS MY BOY
Charles: GOOD LUCK TWINN
Chigari: Not the double y hey
Bachira: Rin you gotta jus let it happen
Bachira: maybe sae will just tell him to fuck off?
Rin: your right
Rin: not like that stupid ass cockroach can pull him anyway
Nanase: forgive me rin :<
Rin: Maybe
Bachira: :<
Nanase: :<
Rin: oml fine
Rin: idiots
Bachira: :>
Nanase: :>
Isagi: throwing up rn
Rin: im about to break into your dorm and beat the shit out of you
Isagi: 🖕
Charles: KEEP US UPDATED SHIDOUUU
Reo: Yeah i wanna see how messy this gets
Otoya: ^^^