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The Boy in the Window.

Summary:

a classic tbp chatfic because i miss them, little to no actual plot and mostly just a way for me to practice writing.

This work is for my lovely friend, Common_jewelthief, so she can enjoy my shitty writing<3

Notes:

Please disregard the randomness of whatever technology is used its pretty much just the 1970s with flip phone smart phones or wtv!!!

we ball!!

Finney = deadmomnohoes
Bruce = prettyprivilege???
Billy = FURRH

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: A slow morning.

Chapter Text


 

prettyfags
5:17a.m.

FURRH: y'all i just seen my pretty boy thru his window again🤗😍🥰😍🤗🥰😍

 

prettyprivilege???: you need mental help.

genuinely.

 

deadmomnohoes: NAH HES FINNEEE

gives him a reason to get up in the mornss!!!

 

prettyprivilege???: why and how tf are you awake rn..

 

deadmomnohoes: i didnt sleep!

sleep is for the weak frfr

 

prettyprivilege???: omfg finn

baby 

go to bed

please🙏🙏🙏

 

deadmomnohoes: mhmmm...

..

.

.

.

NO!!!

😼😼😼😼

 

FURRH: yeah how u gonna stare at robbie mc handsome all day if you're aslepd jn class?!?!!!

😰

 

deadmomnohoes: NO!! wait u so RIGHTTT

 

prettyprivilege???: omfg and i wasn't

 

deadmomnohoes: yea..

 

FURRH:yes. im better than u bruciepoo

 

prettyprivilege???: says the guy that watches a guy thru his window every morning 

 

FURRH: NOOO RAGHHH HES SO CUTE THOOO!!!!

PLUS he waves at me so like fuck you

 

deadmomnohoes: downbad💔

 

prettyprivilege???: AY FUVK YOU TOO DELIVERY BOU

 

FURRH: BOU?!?!😭😭😭

 

prettyprivilege???: oh stfu 

 

deadmomnohoes: yea its not even funny billy

 

FURRH: whose side are you on fjnny?!?!

 

deadmomnohoes: gods😇🙏

 

prettyprivilege???: ummm... finn

 

FURRH: YOURE LITERALLY A FAG

 

deadmomnohoes: UM?! SHUT UP

christians dont spread lies🙏❌❌

 

FURRH:im not christian??

 

prettyprivilege???: I am!!

 

deadmomnohoes: no your asian.

 

FURRH:HAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAH WHEEZINNNGGG

 

prettyprivilege???: IM LITERALLY JAPANESE YOU FAGGOT 

 

deadmomnohoes: I AM NTO FAG

 

FURRH:babes...

 

prettyprivilege???: baby, yes you are

 

 

FURRH: musy we bring up robin?

 

 5:32a.m. deadmomnohoes has left the group.

 


 

Finney rolls his eyes, giggling to himself as his friends immediately add him back to the group chat, he sits up, shuffling backwards so his back hits his beds backboard, closing his phone as the notification sits there. He yawns as his gaze flickers to his alarm clock, around five thirty, half an hour till gwen gets up. Finney grumbles to himself as he stands from his bed, flipping his light on and opening his window blinds, the bright light blinding his eyes momentarily as his room illuminates.

Finney slips out of his sleep shirt and throws it into his clothes hamper in the corner, he shuffles over to his dresser and pulls out his nasa shirt from the middle drawer, slamming it shut before grabbing some jeans from the bottom drawer.

Finney yawns again, as he throws on his shirt and jeans and exits his bedroom. Walking down the hall to Gwens room he opens the door, peaking inside to see his sister snoring soundly, a small smile forming on his face as he pulls the door shut and continues down the hall, to the stairs, he skips down them and glances into the lounge room, beer bottles screw everywhere, Tv running and no sign Terrence.

Finney walks into the lounge, kicking a beer bottle out of his way to peer through the blinds.

No car either. he let out a breath as he walks into the kitchen, going to the specific cupboard with the glass indents in it to grab out a trash bag, he shuffles back into the lounge and starts picking up beer bottle after bottle after can and throwing it into the bag until the only reminder was the stark smell of stale beer and vomit. Finney throws the bag to the front door to throw out later as he goes back to the kitchen to start on breakfast.

Cooking eggs for himself and Gwenny, was easy and Finney was used to waking up to make his sister her favourite kind of eggs, he hums to the tune in the radio as he grabs a pan from under the sink, quietly muttering the lyrics to hotel california. Finney walks to the fridge grabbing out the egg carton, milk and butter, he walks back to the stove and cracks the few eggs left in the carton, buttering the pan, then adding milk and salt. Finney cooks and plates the scrambled eggs as a few more songs float past, landing on another Finn knows stayin alive by the Bee Gees, one of the few songs that both Billy and Bruce agree is a great song.

As Finney sways along to the beat, he goes to the microwave and snatches out the bread and grabs the toaster from the corner cupboard, he plugs it in and throws two slices in, pulling down the little leaver allowing himself to hum along to the few lyrics he knows. The telltale creak of the stair sounds and just as Gwen sleepily walks into view the toast pops out, Finney grabs the toast and plates it, setting it onto the counter, in Gwennys view. "Pepper?" he hums, grabbing two sets of a knife and fork, "obviously.." she mutters back, sitting at the kitchen island as Finney places her plate and pepper in front of his little sister.

Gwen slowly starts eating as her brother sits down next to her, "how was your sleep gumdrop?" She smiles as Finn uses their mothers nickname for her, she shoves more eggs into her mouth, swallowing before speaking. "pretty good, no dreams tonight, how was yours finnfish?" Finney smiles at Gwens own use of the nickname their mother gave him, "no complaints here" The two ate in a comfortable silence after that, the clinking of utensils filling the air. Gwen stands, strolling around the island and to the sink, depositing her plate and silverware. "I'm going to get ready for tonight" Gwen turns to her brother.

"Is it Suzie's or Amy's tonight?" He mumbles back, through bites of food. "Suzies tonight" She says turning and walking out of the kitchen, "I'm staying the weekend" is called out after her as the stairs creak beneath her feet.

Finney finishes eating and moves to lean against the kitchens sink, pulling out his phone to check his messages, he scrolls past the group chat to the message waiting from the schools councilor.

 


 

Unsaved Number
6:18 a.m.


Unsaved Number: We are holding a meeting after school with a group therapist at 3:30 P.M. You have been invited to join the group by myself,
if you come to this activity it will improve your credit score. Im excited to see you, Sincerely Councilor Maurice.

 


 

Finney chuckles to himself and screen shots the message, exiting and going back into the gc.

 


prettyfags
6:19 a.m.

prettyprivilege???: yea idk about breaking into his window billy.. sounds like another broken arm

FURRH: oh shuddap i wasn't actually going to do it.

prettyprivilege???: are you SURE about that?

deadmomnohoes: HAHA LOOK ST THIS TEXT THE SCHOOL JUST SENT ME

deadmomnohoes has sent an image

 

prettyprivilege???: wait fr???

deadmomnohoes: fuck me dude qhy💔💔

FURRH:HAHAHA GROUP THERAPY TOO?!??
MAN THIS SCHOOL HAS IT OUT FOR YOU FINN

deadmomnohoes: I KNOW💔💔

prettyprivilege???: i meannn it could be fun
knowing other peoples jizz

FURRH: JIZZ?!

deadmomnohoes: jizz...

prettyprivilege???: BIZZ
BIZZ
BIZZ
BIZZ
IEANT BIZZ💔

deadmomnohoes: i mwan you got a point tho brucey
spy out all tge drama or shit

FURRH: HAHAH THE SPY MURDER

deadmomnohoes: oh stfu billy

prettyprivilege???: dont you literally kiss your dog, billy?

FURRH: HEY! ITS NOTMA TO KISS DOGS PLUS YOU LOVE HARPER!!!

prettyprivilege???: yea harper, not you🤗

FURRH: okay fuck me then
but nooo you should totally go finn

prettyprivilege???: do you know who else could be going?
oooo maybe robin will goooo

deadmomnohoes: BRUCE!!

FURRH: get his ass

deadmomnohoes: i hope the random boy from the window flips you off and never waves at you again.

FURRH: WOAH

prettyprivilege???: damn hit the pinning soft spot

deadmomnohoes: fml..

brb gotta wash dishes

 

deadmomnohoes is offline 

 

FURRH: did you really mean that...?

 

prettyprivilege???: nooo..

 

FURRH: IS RHAT FUCKING SARCASTIC?!

 

prettyprivilege???: okay yeah it is lol

 

FURRH: fuck you im taking away your harper cuddles

 

prettyprivilege???: WHAT NO WTF NOT MY HARPER??!?

 

FURRH: YOUR HARPER?!

 


 

Notes:

do i know how to write? probably not? will that stop me? no.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME IF THERES A SPELLING ERROR

this is being written for my beautiful princess sweetheart bff to enjoy add i will gift it to her when she finally figures out how to get an ao3 account (help its been like three months and no invitation)

love you my cannibal :3