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1. do you regret? (i'd do it again.) by rb_bard

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Hook-Up
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Morning After
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Vox is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Internal Monologue
   • Pre-Canon
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Getting Together
   • ...eventually
   • Mentions of Vox's One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession with Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Canon-Typical Swearing for Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
   • Mentioned Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • No beta we die like Adam
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • Slut Shaming
   • kind of? vox has his weird attitudes
   • Period Typical Attitudes
   • stares at vox. again.
   • Hopeful Ending
   • i'm really not too sure how to tag this exactly like they're messy as fuck but they make it work
   • Vox is a Mess (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vox is in Denial (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Valentino is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Arguing

   Summary

   It's not a surprise that he's not dressed. That his room smells more like cigarettes than usual; that he's not really alone, deep breaths next to him being the only sound in the quiet bedroom. So the night ended with a hook up; it makes sense. Valentino convinced him to use the services of one of his whores, probably. As he thinks about it, he's even able to grasp the faint memories of… he mostly just remembers the pleasure of it, honestly. And that's all he needs to remember.

   He stares at the ceiling for a beat longer, listening to the quiet snores next to him, before sighing and bracing himself to actually get up. Spares a glance at whatever girl granted him a satisfying end of yesterday's outing, and wants to push himself out of-

   Vox stops. Doubles back. His heart suddenly leaps to his throat.

   It's not some girl in bed with him. It's not even a girl.

   It's fucking Valentino.

   - - -

   Or: A night out drinking with Valentino does not end the way Vox expected. Now he has to figure out how to deal with the mess of his own making.

   Series

   • Part 1 of vees sillies

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