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    “No, Wade, I can't.” He says, hoping that the dull seriousness of his tone will finally put an end to Deadpool's sexual fantasies. That he'll get the message, that Peter wants nothing to do with him, because— “I literally can't.”

    “Pffff. Yeah. Next you're gonna tell me you can't get it up.”

    After months of fighting and being caught up in the timestream stanglement mess, Peter is having some performance issues. Fortunately, here comes the loosest cannon Wade Wilson to fix that.

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