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  1. All and Then Most of You by

    Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston  

    12 Mar 2026

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    Alex Claremont-Diaz is broke.

    Like broke broke.

    A law student barely surviving New York City, Alex lives in the spare bedroom of his sister and her wife, runs on caffeine and spite, and hasn't slept properly in years thanks to chronic insomnia and crushing expectations. He needs money-badly. He can't keep letting Liam buy his coffees, and the guilt of not helping with groceries is eating him alive.

    So when he lands a part-time night security job at the local history museum, Alex figures it's perfect: quiet, boring, and paid. What could possibly go wrong?

    Everything.

    Because Alex feels inexplicably drawn to one particular artifact: Prince Henry—beautiful, dignified, and very much supposed to be wax.

    Except Henry has a pull of his own. One that only wakes when Alex is there. One that brings him to life.

    Cue Alex screaming like the little bitch he absolutely is.

    Or: A Night of the Museum “ish” AU no one asked for

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