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Summary:

TROY:
Is there such a thing as a player walk out? Like what if we just refused to play our game on Monday?

Or: The first few days after Shane and Ilya are outed, as told by group chats and social media

Notes:

Inspired by all of the absolutely incredible, completely hilarious chat fics being written for this fandom right now. For best results make sure Show Creator's Style is turned on, but I think/hope it should still be readable even with it off.

This is my first time doing anything formatted this way, so if anything looks wonky let me know and I can (attempt to) fix it!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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FRIDAY

Mom

Today 7:02 AM
Are you awake?
Shane honey please answer the phone
Is Ilya with you?
Please one of you call me as soon as you get this

Dad

Today 7:08 AM
Shane please call us?
We're worried about you both. Please.

Hayden

Today 7:21 AM
Please call me before you do anything else
I'm so sorry, Shane
I get it if you never want to talk to me again, but please just tell me you're okay
I'm freaking out, man. Please answer the phone
Today 8:14 AM
I'm coming over

Rose

Today 7:39 AM
Oh, Shane…
I love you
I'm so sorry
Call me anytime. I'm here for you

 

 

Yuna💙

Today 7:04 AM
Are you still at Shane's?
Please call me
We don't have to talk about it. We just want to know that you're both okay

David

Today 7:11 AM
I'm so sorry, Ilya
We're here if you need anything. Please call

Wyatt

Today 7:27 AM
I'm sure everyone in the world is calling you right now, but if you see this, please let me know you're okay
I mean obviously you're not okay
But call me anyway

Sveta

Today 7:51 AM
I'm so sorry, my love. Call anytime if you want to talk 💕

Dykstra

Today 7:53 AM
I love you, bud

Worst Pike

Today 7:19 AM
Are you with Shane?
Today 7:55 AM
Can one of you please answer the phone I'm scared fuckin shitless over here, man

Harris🥰

Today 7:07 AM
I'm so sorry this is happening to you guys
If I can do anything to help
Social media expertise, apple pie, a visit from Chiron… literally anything
Love you 💕

Troy

Today 7:08 AM
Shit, man
I'm so sorry
I don't even know what to say, other than this is so fucked up and I wish it wasn't happening.
We've got your back. All of us. I hope you know that
Want me to see if Harris can track down that fucking Brad guy?
Maybe a visit from Dykstra and Chouinard is in order.
Today 8:29 AM
Ilya:Who the fuck is Brad?

Ilya:What the fuck is everyone going on about this morning

ANSWER THE PHONE, ILYA

 

 

5 People

Today 9:07 AM
Wyatt added 4 people to the chat
Has anyone heard from Roz?

Dykstra
No. I've been trying him
all morning.

Harris
Me too
Bood
?
What happened?
OH FUCK
Anyone here have
Hollander's number?


Barrett
No
Dykstra
No
A buddy of mine used to
play with Pike and gave me
his number, but he's not
answering either

I wouldn't answer a random
unknown number if I were
Pike either, to be honest


Dykstra
Fair
Should we go over there?

Barrett
Harris and I are visiting his
parents. I don't know if we'll
make it back in time before
we have to leave for the flight

Bood
I can't either. Trying to let
Cassie get as much sleep
as possible since we're
going to be on the road for a
few days, so I'm home with
Milo

Dykstra
Hazy I'll pick you up in 20
Today 10:39 AM
Harris
Did you talk to him??
He wasn't there

Dykstra
We were waiting for him to
come back but Wiebe sent
us home

Barrett
Wiebe is there??
Yeah

He said he's gonna wait til
Roz gets back


Dykstra
Because he has to tell him
he's benched

Barrett
WHAT THE FUCK
Dykstra
That's direct from Crowell.
Not Wiebe's call

He was adamant about that

Management is trying to
fight it, but he's not coming
with us today

Barrett
So what, he just stays
home alone??

That's fucking bullshit
I'm calling Wiebe
Don't, Barrett
He's on Roz's side
He's doing the best he can.
Don't yell at him

Dykstra
Also there's gonna be a team
meeting before the flight

Basically Wiebe's going to
tell everyone they should
have Roz's back

Barrett
No fucking shit
If anyone says shit they're
gonna have bigger problems
than fucking Wiebe

Dykstra
Damn
Harris come get your man
he's plotting murder

Harris
No 🥰

 

 

3 People

Today 11:03 PM
Ilya added 2 people to the chat
Wiebe told me that you both
tried to come see me this
morning. Thank you.

Dykstra
Oh my god finally
Wyatt
Thank fuck
Are you okay???
Dykstra
We're so sorry this is
happening to you, man

It's fucking bullshit that
you're not traveling with us.
Everyone's pissed

So I've heard

Is someone keeping an eye
on Barrett? He's been texting
me all day. I'm worried he's
going to have an aneurysm

Wyatt
Yeah, "management"
decided last minute that we
should bring Harris with us
for this trip

Good thing. Wouldn't want
to see what he would be
like without him right now

What about Haas?
Dykstra
Everyone's fine, Roz. We're
taking care of the kiddos for you

Stop worrying about
everyone else. How are you??

I don't know
I am okay. Just…shaken
I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
I was planning to. Soon. I
never meant for it to come
out this way

Wyatt
Nothing to apologize for,
man. We're all just sorry this
is happening to you

Dykstra
Yeah we got your back,
dude. Always.

How's Hollander holding up?
He's managing
His team is not so supportive
Wyatt
Fuck. That sucks
Yes. But should have known.
All the best people are on this team

Thank you. For asking about him
Dykstra
Of course, man. We've got his
back, too

Wyatt
He can be like an honorary Centaur
Oh he will hate to hear this
I will wait until he feels
better to tell him. So he can
feel worse again

Dykstra
Wow
I should have known that
even dating, the two of you
would still be… like that

:)
Wyatt
Okay, so I know this probably
isn't the appropriate time for
this…

But I gotta say… epic fucking
pull, Roz

Hollander is insanely
talented. And he's like stupid
fucking hot. Objectively speaking.

Dykstra
^^seriously though
🥰🥰 I know

 


SATURDAY

 

7 People

Today 9:22 AM
Dykstra
Chouinard was feeling left
out so I added him to the chat

Chouinard
And I added Haasy because
he was whining

Haas
I was not!
Roz finally answered
Dykstra and me.

He seems okay, all things
considered

Barrett
Thank fuck
Haas
Wiebe said he and
Hollander are meeting
with Crowell on Monday

Dykstra
How did you hear that?
Chouinard
Because Haasy is a goody
two shoes who sits next to
coach on the bus

Haas
:(
Not always!
Harris
I just got an email from
management. We're all on a
media blackout until they
hear from Ilya

Haas
Why?
Harris
They didn't say, but I'm
sure they think the league
(read: Crowell) is going to
try to make them deny the video

Chouinard
No way
Barrett
Harris is right. That's
exactly what he's gonna do

He'll do whatever it
takes to make this go away

Harris
If there's a chance Ilya and
Shane are going to say it's
not real, we don't want to
come out publicly in support
of them. It will just make
it harder for them to deny it.

Dykstra
I mean, do we really think
they would even do that?
Try to deny it?

They may not have a
choice...

Haas
What do you think Crowell
will do to them if they don't?

Barrett
He'll bench them for the
season, at the very least

Or try to kick them out of
the league completely

Haas
Can he do that?!
Bood
No. But he might anyway
Barrett
Oh fuck, can Ilya get sent
back to Russia over this?!

Harris
I'm pretty sure Shane would
marry him way before that
became a problem

I think that's happening with
or without the threat of
deportation

Chouinard
What does that mean?!?
Today 10:16 AM
Dykstra
Wyatt?!??!
Bood
He fell asleep
Dykstra
ASSHOLE

 

7 People

Today 6:28 PM
Barrett
Is there such a thing as a
player walk out?

Like what if we just refused
to play our game on Monday?

I'm with you, man, but I
think it would just be a
forfeit.

Crowell doesn't give a shit
about Ottawa, anyway. We're
not gonna change his mind

Bood
What about the Voyageurs?
Dykstra
Roz said they're all being
massive dicks to Shane, so I
don't think they're gonna be
on board

Barrett
Fuck Montreal
Chouinard
Fuck Montreal
Fuck Montreal
Anybody got Scott Hunter's
number?

Barrett
Way ahead of you

 

Scott Hunter

Today 6:49 PM
It's Troy Barrett. Can you talk?
I'll call you in a minute.
Today 7:23 PM
[email protected]
I'm sending him the list right now

 

 

7 People

Today 7:25 PM
Barrett
Turns out we're not the only
ones talking about boycotting

Hunter had the same idea?
Barrett
Carter Vaughan, actually
Harris, Scott is sending you
a list of players they talked
to that are prepared to not
play on Monday if Roz and
Hollander are still benched.
There are a handful of teams
that said they won't play, either

Harris
!!! Holy shit!
This list is crazy!!
Does Scott Hunter ever
sleep? Or does he just play
gay hockey justice league all
the time?

Barrett
So… you're not going to
like the other part of their
idea

Harris
Oh no…
Bood
I already love it
Me too
Barrett
Hunter wants to get all of
the players and the official
team accounts to post about
the boycott Monday morning
before the meeting

So Crowell knows we're
not fucking around

Harris
Of course he does
Did anyone listen when I
said mandatory media
blackout?

Haas
I'm in
Me too
Dykstra
Hell yeah!
Harris
Apparently not
Bood
I'm down
Chouinard
Let's do it
Barrett
...Harris?
Harris
......
I'll make some calls.

 


SUNDAY

 

Jackie😘

Today 10:51 AM
Any chance you could use two babysitters today while your husband is at practice with worst hockey team in the league?
Unfortunately I think you're right about that.
And yes please! Come over any time!
Thank you
I think a distraction will be good for Shane
What about you, Ilya? How are you holding up?
I don't know. Still in shock, I think.
Shane is very stressed about the meeting tomorrow. Is making me worry more than I was before
We both need to get out of the house, I think.
I will feel better after dance party I promised Ruby and Jade
Oh yeah, they told me about that
I'll start moving the furniture
Nonsense. Big strong hockey players will do it.
We will be there in half an hour

Okayest Pike

Today 12:09 PM
(Attached Image)
Jade and Ruby said Shane needed a makeover
Are you at my house?
Yes
Even after you ruin my life, I am still free babysitter
Ilya I'm so fucking sorry
Like you don't even know how much
Fucking relax, Hayden. Was a joke.
Please stop apologizing. Is okay. We know it was an accident.
I know, but still…
Ugh. You're as annoying as Shane
Stop
You're jeopardizing status as my second favorite Voyageur
I'M your second favorite Voyageur?!
Fuck.
Dark times...
Tell me about it.
Today 12:43 PM
Also, tell Shane he looks like a clown
I will
Cute clown
He has lipstick now too
(Attached Image)

 

Hayden

Today 3:27 PM
Are you and Ilya still at the house?
Yeah, we're staying for dinner. Why?
So you can obviously say no
But J.J. wants to come over…
Today 4:01 PM
Shane?
I have no problem telling him no
I have no problem telling him to go fuck himself, actually
Thanks, Hayd
He can come over
But Ilya might dismember him in front of your children
They've seen worse

 

Okayest Pike

Today 9:14 PM
Now that Shane and J.J. made up, does that make me your third favorite Voyageur?
No
J.J. is still bottom of the list
Shane is weak. Forgives too easily. I carry his grudges for him
Yeah, that sounds about right

 

Hayden

Today 9:36 PM
Did Ilya send you pictures of me with make-up on?
Yeah
And he said you looked like a clown

 

WORST PIKE

Today 9:48 PM
RAT
SECOND LEAST FAVORITE
All is right with the world

 


MONDAY

 

9 People

Today 9:02 AM
Harris added Shane and Ilya to the chat
Troy renamed the chat: NHL Mutiny
Harris🥰
Everybody ready?
Haas
Ready!
Bood
👍
Wyatt
🫡
Hello? What is happening??

 

 

Carter Vaughan✅ @CVaughan19

I stand with Rozanov and Hollander, and until they're reinstated, I'm sitting with them too. #LetThemPlay

 

Scott Hunter ✅ @Scott_Hunter

Since their first season in the NHL, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have been breaking records and breaking boundaries. They are incredible players on the ice, and great men off of it. They are exactly the sort of players the league should be touting as the best of us. To not do so is disgusting, discriminatory, and something I have no interest in being a part of. I'll be sitting as long as they do. #LetThemPlay

 

Luca Haas ✅ @lucahaasnhl

I've looked up to Ilya Rozanov since I was in mites, and getting to play with him this season has been the opportunity of a lifetime. In the last year he's been a wonderful teammate, an amazing role model, and a dear friend. My career wouldn't be what it is without him, and neither would this league. Until he's back on the ice, I'll be joining him on the bench. #LetThemPlay

 

Brandon Wiebe ✅ @BWiebe_Ottawa

Even though I'm technically always on the bench, I will be doing the coaching equivalent of sitting out until these two highly-regarded captains are back where they belong. #LetThemPlay

 

Ottawa Centaurs ✅ @OttawaCentaurs

The Ottawa Centaurs' organization supports its players 100%, and believes the League should do the same. This is our official announcement that our team will not be continuing with our regularly scheduled games until our roster is whole again. #LetThemPlay

 

Wyatt Hayes ✅ @Wy_Hazy

The choice to come out was taken away from them, but the choice to continue playing hockey shouldn't be. #LetThemPlay

 

Cliff Marleau ✅ @CMarleauOfficial

I've been playing with or against Ilya Rozanov for over a decade now, and while I much prefer playing with him, I draw the line at playing in a league that doesn't include him. #LetThemPlay

Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
replying to @CMarleauOfficial
love you, marley💕

Cliff Marleau ✅ @CMarleauOfficial
replying to @rozanov81
💕miss you, bud

 

New York Admirals ✅ @NYAdmirals

The New York Admirals organization has always believed that hockey should be for everyone. If the League continues its efforts to bar players from competition because of their sexualities and personal relationships, then we cannot, in good conscience, continue to participate. #LetThemPlay

 

Eric Bennett ✅ @EBennett_Goalie

Never been prouder to be a (retired) NY Admiral #LetThemPlay

 

Aleksandr Koval ✅ @Koval_LVKnights

Until the league wises up and does the right thing, I'm joining the @admirals and @centaurs on the bench. #LetThemPlay

 

Ryan Price ✅ @Ryan_Price

I'm no longer a part of the NHL, but if I was, I would be sitting out tonight, too. It's long past time for the league to evolve. Do the right thing. #LetThemPlay

 

Nic Johansson ✅ @Blackhawks_Captain

Hollander and Rozanov are some of best this sport has ever seen. Every game against them is a painfully hard-fought battle. As much as I dread the days we're scheduled to play them, I can't stand idly by and watch what's being done to them. So, I'll be sitting idly by instead. #LetThemPlay

 

Hayden Pike ✅ @HaydenPike

Shane Hollander has never given less than 1000% to this sport, and to his team, since the day he joined the league. People seem keen to forget that now, but I, for one, will never forget the people who chose not to stick by him. I'll be sitting out until both Shane and Ilya are returned to their teams. #LetThemPlay

 

J.J. ✅ @jjboiziau

I've called Shane Hollander my Capitaine for six seasons, and my friend for over a decade. I haven't always gotten things right, in hockey or in life, but even I know what the league is doing is wrong. I'll be joining my teammates @ShaneHollander24 and @HaydenPike on the bench until further notice. #LetThemPlay

 

San Jose Sharks ✅ @SanJoseSharks

Hockey is for everyone, or it's for no one. The San Jose Sharks, and our AHL affiliate the San Jose Barracudas, are joining the Centaurs and Admirals in cancelling all games until Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are reinstated to their teams. #LetThemPlay

 

LA Kings ✅ @LAKings

Barring Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander from play goes against everything the NHL is supposed to stand for. The Los Angeles Kings will also be cancelling all upcoming games until the league decides to start living up to its own standard. #LetThemPlay

 

Boston Bears ✅ @Boston_Bears

We've taken our fair share of cheap shots at Ilya Rozanov since he left us, but even we are disgusted and outraged by the actions of this league. This is discrimination, plain and simple, and we're not going to take any part in it. The Boston Bears will not be continuing with our season schedule until we can go back to hating @rozanov81 in peace. #LetThemPlay

 

Troy Barrett ✅ @tbarrettofficial

Between the NHL and AHL, that's 29 teams (and counting) who are missing key players, or are boycotting games altogether. That accounts for 5 game cancellations just today.

Your move, Crowell. #LetThemPlay

 

 

Yuna💙

Today 9:43 AM
That's a good team you've built
I know
Was not me, though. They were already good.
Always so modest
You are literally the only person who has ever said this about me
I must just know you best, then
❤️
By the way, how is Ottawa doing on their salary cap?
Stop scheming
(I am already working on it)
You know I can't help it
Love you ❤️ Good luck in the meeting!
❤️ Love you too

 

 

 

NHL Rumor Report ✅ @NHLRumorReport

#LetThemPlay trending as dozens of players and organizations rally in support of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, in the wake of the public outing of their relationship. No official comment yet from the NHL, or from either player. (Read more)

 

 

 

NHL Mutiny

Today 1:27 PM
Troy
Anyone heard anything??
Wyatt
No
Harris🥰
Nothing yet

 

 

NHL ✅ @NHL

Ilya Rozanov (C - Ottawa) and Shane Hollander (C - Montreal) will return to their teams, effective immediately.

court ✨ @chiron4president
THAT'S HOW YOU GET IT DONE BOYS

chels @shanehollers
relying to @chiron4president
wow. i thought those two would be returned to their teams over crowell's dead body

court ✨ @chiron4president
replying to @shanehollers
🙏🙏 god we can only hope

 

hollzee @champayneproblems
i can't believe the only voyagaurs who said a fucking word were pike and jj. i knew there were some assholes on that team but literally no one else stood up for their fucking captain?! absolutely disgusting

kaz @shaneageurs
replying to @champayneproblems
i mean… it is kinda all pike's fault. so if anyone should have been sitting, it was hayden

ellie 🏒 @hunterswingman
replying to @champayneproblems
there's literally a compilation video of Drapeau and Comeau using homophobic slurs, so I'm not shocked that (almost) everyone in that organization fucking sucks

hollzee @champayneproblems
replying to @hunterswingman
wait, really?

hollzee @champayneproblems
replying to @hunterswingman
14 MINUTES?!?!??!?!

 

 

 

NHL Mutiny

Today 3:52 PM
Thank you all very much
for what you did. I cannot
tell you, in English or in
Russian, how much it meant
to me. To both of us.

Wyatt
Aww ❤️ we love you, Rozy
Dykstra
BOTH of you!❤️
Chouinard
^^exactly
Bood
Speak for yourselves. I'm
mad Hollander has never
once come to one of my
bbqs.

Wyatt
Good point! Hollander,
what the hell?

It's just rude
Troy
Everybody goes to Bood's
bbqs. That's like rule
number one

Bood
The kid knows what's up
Haas
I thought I was the kid
Chouinard
You're the baby
Dykstra
The fetus
Bood
Welcome to the family bbq
at my house next weekend!

Hollander, do you like jerk
chicken?

No. He is weak Canadian.
Jerk chicken would kill him.

Bood
Don't act like you're tough,
Roz. You cried the first time
you tried my pepper sauce

IS LIE!!
IF I cried, which I DIDN'T, is
only because it was so bad

Troy
I can't believe Ilya survived a
showdown with Roger
Crowell, only to be
murdered in cold blood by
Zane Boodram

Bood
^^
He would never! He would
miss me too much 😘

Also sorry Shane is not
replying, he checked Twitter
and is too busy crying

Shane💖
Fuck you, I'm not
(Attached Image)
Wyatt
Aww don't cry Hollzy 💕
Shane💖
I hate it here
Shane has left the chat
Ilya has added Shane to the chat
I apologize for his rudeness
He was very mean and scary
in meeting with Crowell and
now is coming off adrenaline
high

Shane💖
Fuck. Off.
Chouinard
....are we sure they're
actually together?

Troy
I mean if you had to put up
with Roz all the time,
wouldn't 'fuck you' be your
answer every time he
opened his mouth?

^exactly
Wyatt
So since we're talking about
this…

Is this a good time to ask
about the ring Roz started
wearing on his crucifix a
couple of months ago?

Harris🥰
W H A T
😊
Troy
WHAT?!!?!!
Dykstra
HOLY SHIT
You are all invited to
wedding in July!

Will be at our cottage. I
will text you the address

Shane💖
Ignore him
We're sending out actual
invitations

Why? This works just as
well??

Shane💖
You're fucking classless
Dykstra
Okay, I love him. We're
keeping him

Troy
Wait, aren't you two literally
in the same room?

(Attached Image)
Yes
Shane💖
STOP SENDING PICTURES
OF ME

Troy
So you're just sitting there
cuddling while arguing over
text?

No
We are also arguing about
something else in real life

Wyatt
Okay, yeah. They're perfect
for each other.

 

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