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1. Break Room by emerald_lotus

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   25 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Waterboy | Herman/You
   • Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)/You
   • Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Waterboy | Herman's Grandmother (Dispatch)
   • You
   • Reader
   • Reader-Insert
   • Waterboy | Herman Has a Big Dick (Dispatch)
   • Pervert Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Waterboy | Herman Whimpers (Dispatch)
   • Virgin Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Smut
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Cunnilingus
   • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
   • Unprotected Sex
   • Penis in Vagina Sex
   • Slight Voyeurism
   • waterboy is so pathetic and wet
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

   Summary

   Waterboy/Herman x F!Reader

   You meet an awkward and sopping wet noodle of a man during your shift at the gas station. Somehow, someway he wins you over and you take him to the break room for some- ahem- experimenting.
   AKA you fuck Herman on your break (▰˘◡˘▰)

   Language:

   English

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