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It was the morning after the big move with your aunt, you would have never thought in your wildest dreams that you'd end up living with her permanently. It was your only option after your mother decided to go run off with the circus; all she left behind was a note, not a single goodbye or glance...just a note. The note had said something along the lines of "You know where this is going...", to this day I don't know what the hell she meant by that but we move on.
You check the time on your phone only to realize it's already 9:11 AM and only have a few minutes to spare before you're late. You swept up your ebony colored curls into a messy bun and swiped mascara across your voluminous lashes that happened to bring out your soil colored orbs. You reach into your glass closet for a large frumpy green sweatshirt and put it on.
As you continue to get ready, your attention gets drawn away to your phone vibrating like a gay man getting grindr nonstop notifications. You sigh knowing that it's just your group chat with the weird name, deciding to catch up with them at a better time. All of a sudden you hear this agitating, GRAVING Voice.
"VIENNA WISTERLUNE ARAGON COME DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT NOW!!" I hear all the way from the kitchen and the camera suddenly pans over to your face, carrying a visibly "fuck my chungus life" expression. Before I walk out of my room, I make sure to grab my phone and bag.
WHAT'S IN MY BAG VIDEO: 10 pens, coin collection, pebbles, a clipboard and oh some sunscreen (shrugs)
I walk across the living room and take a quick glance at the tv playing 'She's Dating the Gangster'. Man fuck Daniel Padilla.
As soon as I walk into the kitchen, I see my aunt rummaging through the fridge in search of...let me take a guess...ube jam. It's the type of greed and gluttony they talk about in the Bible™.
My aunt suddenly looks up at me and closes the fridge, "Good you're ready, your new owners will be here in a couple minutes."
[VINE BOOM]
"HUH?!" You yell out
"What in the bloody hell are you talking about?? OWNERS?!? Oh, you've lost your damn mind.."
"You heard what I said. It's for your own good, they're doctors. If anything, this is peak networking..you'll be a doctor in no time."
Your jaw is completely nonexistent at the pure evilness oozing out of your aunt right now. I mean, you knew she was a selfish freeloader but you never expected her to be capable of selling her own blood..HER OWN NEPHEW. Your mind is running wild, trying to come up with solutions out of this. Would Em let you stay with her for a few days? How about running after your mother and joining the circus too?? Shit, maybe it's finally time to meet up with Tokentrio.
Before you can spiral even deeper, your aunt interrupts your thoughts. "It's best you pack up now, they won't be long.", She says as she walks off with like bread or something.
You make your way back to your room begrudgingly, trying to find some will to keep powering through. As you finally make it inside your room, you almost slam the door closed and slide down against it. Feeling defeated and lost you take out your phone and go on instagram. You send out SOS messages to your closest friends but ultimately decided to put your phone away and start packing your bags.
5-10 MINUTES PASS
You had just finished packing up when the sound of a car pulling up abrupts your thoughts. You take a big gulp and turn your head slowly towards your bedroom window out to the outside, you see a rainbow mini cooper making its way into your driveway. You aren't able to see who's in there but hear the doors slam shut. You count the seconds down until-
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
You hear three knocks....to represent Tokentrio. You suddenly freeze, not ready to face this huge change..this new chapter in your life. That's when you hear the devil incarnate speak again.
"VIENNA GO GET THE DOOR"
Damn, was she really making you open the door too?? It's the least she could've done but whatever. You walk out of your room with arthur fists, making your way towards the front door. You stand in front of the door, trying to delay this meeting as long as you can. Unfortunately, another set of knocks come in. So you take a deep breath and decide to rip the band aid off.
You open the door to see....
Some cowardly wet dog of a white boy standing awkwardly, seeming just as lost as you are at the moment.
And...oh wow who that in the backkkkkkk??
The baddest bitch to have ever graced the earth, true Filipino royalty with a strong lesbian aura radiating off of her.
"You gonna let us in orrr..?" The cuntress asks in a pretty sarcastic manner
You look over to the camera and smirk, maybe this won't be as bad as I thought..
THE END
