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1. Harry Potters guide on How to Steal Hermione Granger from your best mate by QueerQuillAndCoffee

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   12 Apr 2026

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger
   • Sirius Black
   • Remus Lupin
   • Ron Weasley
   • Harry Potter Being an Idiot
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • Romantic Fluff
   • Christmas Fluff
   • Sirius Black Lives
   • Remus Lupin Lives
   • Sirius Black and Remus Lupin Raise Harry Potter
   • Minor Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Wizarding World Guides To absolute fuckery
   • Tent Sex
   • Idiots in Love
   • Friends to Lovers

   Summary

   It’s Eight Year. The castle is half rebuilt, and everyone is still kind of raw. Harry has finally realised the inconvenient truth, he’s been in love with Hermione for years - and he only noticed now, when she is technically “Ron’s girl” (except…are they even together anymore? Are any of them anything other than traumatised??)

   So, because Harry is an idiot in love, he does the only sensible thing: he makes a guide for himself like he is planning a new Horcrux hunt, except the objective is not “defeat Voldemort” because he has done that, it’s: steal Hermione from your best mate without becoming the worst person alive

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