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Newsflash, he answered in Russian

Summary:

Shane accidentally answers a reporter in Russian.
The internet reacts.

(a sequel to Newsflash, he's been learning the whole time)

Notes:

Thankyou so much for the support on my last work, the response honestly blew me away. Quite a few of you wanted to see how the internet would react to Shane's surprise Russian... so here it is! (you don't have to have read the other fic for this to make sense!)

This is also my first time writing a social media style fic, and it was lots of fun (except for formatting). Enjoy!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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ESPN: Shane Hollander stuns fans by speaking Russian during press conference

published 16 hours ago

The internet exploded on Thursday night, when during a press conference ahead of this weekend's charity match, Montreal Captain Shane Hollander answered a question in Russian. While the Metro's Captain has long conducted post match interviews in English and French, ice hockey fans across both sides of the Atlantic were caught off guard with Hollander's apparent command over Russian.

Reporter Pavel Krikunov, a new addition to CBC Sports, asked Boston Captain Ilya Rozonov on his team’s chances of making it to the playoffs, and if charity matches like these offer teams an opportunity to experiment with positioning and strategic plays in a risk free environment. Rozonov, who is rarely interviewed in his native Russian, gave an in-depth analysis in contrast to his usual brusque English interviews. But what really sent tongues wagging was when Hollander also responded in Russian, surprising fans, and maybe even himself. Hollander agreed with Rozonov’s answer (the two have been on-ice rivals for years) and expressed his enthusiasm for this weekend’s game.

Fans online started speculating on when Shane Hollander learned Russian, or if it was really all an elaborate prank conducted by the league’s best players. However there has been no official comment yet from the Shane Hollander camp, or the Montreal Metros.

Money raised from this weekend's charity match will go towards cancer research. You can donate here.

 


 

(Video clip 1:16 min) Off camera a reporter asks a question in Russian, English subtitles scroll across the bottom of the video in a black text box. Ilya Rozonov grins at the question before launching into his answer in Russian. Next to him, Shane Hollander looks down at the press table and nods along. Another reporter starts to ask a question before Hollander answers the previous reporter with a sentence in Russian. Hollander looks around the room before turning to Rozonov, who says something not picked up by the microphones. 

 


@metrosmaiden SINCE WHEN DID SHANE HOLLANDER SPEAK FUCKING RUSSIAN???

@91IRfan AJFGjgfhjgfajhfgsajf????? 

@mapl3leav3s Our trilingual king

@RozonovsWife  Ughhh Ilya's voice is so fucking hot when he speaks russian

@hockeyAusfan replying to @RozonovsWife really that was your key takeaway from the video?

@no1Hollandergirl Hooolllllyyyy shit Hollander can speak Russian. If i choose to put this clip on loop, mind ya business.

@amanda97 Can we get Russian twitter to confirm how good Shane's accent is?

@SHollanderfan2 Am I hallucinating right now????

@RoseLandryStepOnMe Were the NHL funding a Russian course that we weren't aware of?

@puck4726 BEST HOCKEY PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE ALSO BEST LANGUAGE SPEAKER IN THE LEAGUE

@luvrswift replying to @puck4726 This tweet doesn't make sense

@katarina26 I need y'all to know Russian twt is having a meltdown right now.

@kartoskha101 Не могу поверить. Это просто невероятно.

@Yula_Yula replying to @kartoshka101 Как вы думаете, он выучил русский язык из-за Олимпиады?

@hollrozfan Okay Ilya has absolutely been teaching Shane russian

@RozonovsWife replying to @hollrozfan Girl why would he they are rivals

@Hollanovsupporter Finally confirmation that Hollander and Rozonov are together

@bostonbabe replying to @Hollanovsupporter Get your rpf out of here

@mydogmarly replying to @Hollanovsupporter Girl you don't need to be fucking to learn a language

@GoThrones replying to @Hollanovsupporter Lol keep dreaming!!

@centaurzfan Shane Hollander and Rozonov are secretly friends and you can't change my mind!

@summertimepicnic Is it me or just SH look surprised by the fact that he knows Russian??

@rozwhore  what do I need to do to get Ilya to smile at ME like that???

@ACNHgamer My hockey friends are trying to explain this all to me, and im SO confused. How are these two lifelong rivals???? They are clearly smitten with each other if they look at the other like That.

@pucksinnets Okay but has Hollander been chirping on the ice in Russian?

@hockeygalz Replying to @pucksinnets My money is definitely on Shane learning Russian so he can talk shit

@Hollanovsupporter Okay but learning Russian to chirp at your rival is chaotic gay behaviour

@mapl3leav3s replying to @Hollanovsupporter Hollander isnt gay

@Sofia_Ru Never in my life did I think I'd hear Montreal's golden boy speaking my language

@spr1ingfl0wer  Okay my mum speaks Russian and I showed her this clip and she said his accent isn't that bad.

@NYAdm1rals That’s it. No more Hockey interviews in English again.

@Montrealbaddie Hey so who do I have to pay to get my Captain interviewed in Russian fully?

@cenz4life Imagine chirping at Montreal in Russian thinking you won't be understood. And this dude has known the whole time.

@NJdevilz replying to @cenz4life Why would you even bother chirping if you don't think they understand?

@Sc0ttHunt2r replying to @cenz4life Chirps don't work if you can't understand them

@pastelpaintings I don’t even watch hockey and I love this clip

@RozIlyagf Can't wait to find out that Ilya has secretly been learning French this entire time

@UMassLadz replying to @RozIlyagf Dying imaging Rozonov with a thick Québécois accent

 


 

YOUTUBE

Recommended for you:

  • Shane Hollander speaking Russian compilation (0:15)
  • Shane Hollander speaking multiple languages (1:30)
  • Shane Hollander interview comp (English, French, Russian) (4:37)
  • Ilya Rozonov speaking Russian 2010-2014 interviews

 


 

@hollanovlover HOLLANOV IS REAL!!!! Nothing more romantic than learning your partner's native language

@slapshotz replying to @hollanovlover Grow up!!

@h0ckeylyfe replying to @hollanovlover  HA yeah ill believe that when Rozonov answers reporters in French

@HikerMatt replying to @hollanovlover Nah bro Rozonov totally just got Hollander to memorise that just to get clicks

@hollanovlover replying to HikerMatt What would that even achieve??? like they are in need of more media attention

@KatsorDogs Okay but what does Rozonov say to Hollander at the end there????

@BostonBeautyIlya The mics not picking up what Rozonov says at the end there feels like some kind of hate crime against me specifically

@Flor_i_da Is there another camera angle??? I need to see ilya's face

@Flor_i_da replying to @Flor_i_da WHO SPEAKS RUSSIAN AND WHO CAN LIP READ?

@mybostonman replying to @Flor_i_da Better crack out google translate and get to the Russian side of twitter

@Champchirper replying to @Flor_i_da Might have to get a vk account and ask over there?

@Flor_i_da replying to @Champchirper Downloading vk right now

@PPucks8124 Okay I can’t see much because of the angle, but I'm pretty sure Ilya calls shane 'my love' in Russian!!! @Flor_i_da @hollanovlover @BostonBeautyIlya 

@BostonBeautyIlya replying to @PPucks8124 i owe you my life

@hollanovlover replying to @PPucks8124 i. love. winning. 

@DanSmith replying to @PPucks8124 fucking yeah right you are all delusional!!!

@TampaTramp replying to @PPucks8124 go touch some grass 

@hollanovlover replying to @TampaTramp @PPucks8124 sorry ur just choosing to ignore whats right in front of your eyes. you will see we are right one day!! 

 

Notes:

Ilya: моя любовь, can I tweet that your Russian is best when my dick is in you?
Shane: *launches himself across the couch*

 

I've never used twitter a day in my life