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  1. tragedy by

    Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Green Arrow (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)

    10 Jan 2026

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  2. Alley Business by

    Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)

    30 Sep 2025

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    What if Jason actually stayed as competent as he was in Lost Days and Under the Hood, and actually reacted to his (ex-)dad slicing his neck open?
    What if Bruce actually got taken to task (eventually) for being abusive?
    What if people actually decided to talk to each other, and listened to what the other person was saying?

    But really, it's: what if Jason had a support system; and what if Jason had someone tell him that violence is not how you solve all societal problems.
     

    (And what if I decided that the narrative would be on Jason's side as much as DC's narrative is on Batman's)
    (Also, the series is only called Alley Business because I wrote that one first)

    Incomplete (and the total word count is half of what it says - the chronological order fic doubles it)

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  3. Jason Todd Week Summer 2025 by

    Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types

    09 Aug 2025

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  4. could be, who knows? by

    Fandom Batman - All Media Types

    08 Jun 2025

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  5. not ; but . by

    Fandom Batman - All Media Types

    21 Apr 2025

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    Provider by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)  

    05 Jan 2026

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    “You can't buy me everything that I look at for more than two seconds.”

    “Is not two seconds,” Ilya says. He has already added the protein bar to his shopping basket and is in the process of putting in ten-packs of the other flavours. “I only buy when you look at least three seconds. That is when you want to have.”

    Or:
    Ilya starts giving Shane gifts at every opportunity. Shane investigates, and retaliates.

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    04 May 2026

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    bar down by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    14 Feb 2026

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    The weekend Shane spends in Boston gives he and Rozanov some time, for once, to do something other than have sex. He hadn’t considered the dreaded alternative: conversation about sex.

    Ilya just wants whatever he’s allowed. And also much more than that, probably.

    --

    [or: instead of shane walking out post tuna melt, they decide to become exclusive instead.]

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    03 May 2026

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    You Are My First Pick by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    14 Feb 2026

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    The first time it happens, Shane doesn’t even realize what is happening. The mystery package does not have any return address, but is directly shipped to Shane’s home. Curious as to what it is, he carefully opens it.

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    Five times Shane gets anonymous Valentine's Day gifts and one time he figures out who they are from!

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    03 May 2026

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    Ransomed by for Northisnotup

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    27 Mar 2026

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    “What is the League saying?” Shane asks. He’s almost scared to find out, but they need to know what they’re dealing with here.

    “They want you back, obviously. They don’t know why Rozanov hasn’t made any demands yet-”

    And it’s ridiculous and so, so like his Mom to be disappointed in someone for being inefficient at kidnapping her son.

    “I am thinking about it!” Ilya protests. “Has been only two hours!”

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    02 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov's Guide to Reinforcing the Closet by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    12 Apr 2026

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    “Are you… are you saying that you want to be in a relationship with Shane Hollander?” The room held a sort of tension, like everyone in it was holding their breath, waiting for Ilya to vehemently deny it.

    The reporter had taken his words in the complete opposite way than Ilya had meant them, but he supposed he was too committed to stop now. “Of course not.”

    “Of course.” The reporter parroted, laughing nervously.

    “Obviously, we are already in a relationship.”

    —

    In Ilya’s rookie season, he impulsively jokes about dating Shane to an invasive reporter. Then, he just… keeps doing it, since publicly announcing it enough times that everyone writes it off as a joke is a great way to hide a clandestine relationship.

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    30 Apr 2026