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-He 100% purrs no matter how much he tries and denies it, especially with head scratches/running a hand through his hair.
-has a secret (or maybe not so secret) sweet tooth. White chocolate would be his favorite!
Speaking of white chocolate…
-If his partner is in the shower (whoever you guys ship him with), Logan will literally use one of his claws to open the door and ask them when the sweet treats are coming if he feels the delivery is taking too long.
-Reads history books in his free time despite living through a huge chunk of it. He’s even helped some of his students and others on history questions!
-Only the absolute right person is allowed to take a cigar/beer from his mouth/grasp and replace it with healthier alternatives like a scented toothpick and tea or coffee.
Seriously. If anyone witnesses this, they will be shocked.
-No, he doesn’t like pain. He’s already inflicted and gotten enough pain in his life.
-And no, he doesn’t have a daddy kink despite popular belief. Dude is literally a dad and has adopted and biological children of his own; it would get weird and awkward real quick.
-No exhibitionism either! At most semi-public, but even then the place has to have a lock or be at nighttime when no one is really around.
-Will really only allow his partner to hold his hand when on the Blackbird since Logan isn’t fond of planes and doesn’t care what his teammates think.
-Logan also is obviously not fond of needles due to experimentation and dreads going to the medbay for his yearly shots.
He legit put up a good fight at first, and it took a lot of effort, especially from the telepaths, to even get him to have a semblance of calm and soothe him that he was okay and no one was going to hurt him.
-Despite keeping it low-key with PDA like hand-holding and gentle kisses, if he has to be away for a while, like in Japan or Canada, you bet when he returns he doesn’t care where his partner is; he will be clingy, and they will see very well how much he missed them.
-He loves cuddles; it doesn’t matter if he’s the one wrapped around his partner or the other way around. He is the definition of a living and breathing heater.
-His claws definitely come out when he’s not only startled/having a nightmare but also when he’s happy or frustrated.
-He has that attitude towards his teammates where it’s like, “No one else can pick on them but me.”
-will sit on his knees in front of his partner like a guard dog if they were on the couch watching a movie
His old bones will protest later but it will be worth it in Logan’s eyes
-Iffy with action/horror movies especially if the former is more war themed. Could end up unintentionally triggering his PTSD
-it’s not rocket science that he is a girl dad and yes they did convince him (namely Kitty, Jubilee, and Gabrielle) to let them paint his nails
Yes the X-Men didn’t live it down (they still don’t), and they had one of the hardest laughs they’ve had in a while.
It resulted in Logan grumbling under his breath and giving them a middle claw, but truth be told, he didn’t care; he’d do anything to make his daughters happy, no matter the teasing from his teammates.
-Says he doesn’t want anything/to do anything for his birthday, but he will be grateful if he does get some gifts anyways and will accept being told “Happy birthday.”
He’d really be content just chilling indoors, though maybe doing some games with his teammates/relaxing with his partner as a celebration.
-Despite his solitary nature, when he does go out, say to arcades, he is a natural at them.
A big fan of the coin machines
-Quality time and words of affirmation are his love languages
-Is a big ol’ softie for pets. Can’t choose if he’s a cat or dog person he’ll answer “both” every time when he’s asked
-If he’s bored and sees Kurt’s tail swishing like a metronome Logan will definitely follow it and try to nip at the end. Kurt definitely indulges in it and purposely keeps the tail just out of reach though sometimes he’ll be nice. He knows Logan wouldn’t bite it painfully and it’s a game they both love playing.
-Has convinced Ororo to make a mini whirlpool in the sink before(yes they did put stuff down it like napkins and some old silverware). Charles was not amused.
-Logan pranked Scott once and purposely turned the Danger Room simulation the latter was planning on doing to the highest level. Scott was not impressed to say the least
And last but not least I know I’m going to be controversial with this:
No Logan and Wade did not have sex in the Honda Odyssey. That scene is hyper sexualized I don’t care what anyone says!
I mean think about it. When Logan is angry it is berserk rage not hate/angry sex come on guys!