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(also this is gonna be miss spelled a lot for obvious reasons, PMS=Purposely miss spelt/Spelled)
Also Shy-Knee gave me permission 2 write ts ok gng.
Shiny iz zitting in her room playing on her cruzty azz ipad talking 2 her ztupid azz friendz /PMS (SHE'S PLAYING GACHA ONLINE, EW!!!)
"Loser." Melo scoffed, they were in their design of Krist Novoselic, spesificaly his serious design for him.
Shiny didn't respond because she was locked the fuck in on making something probably a fucking CLANKER,
After some time shiny stoped and it looked like she's finished, shiny did a little walk around melo before returning to her spot,
"CLANKER!1" Melo yelped.
"Nahhh." Shiny replied, nonchalant dread head material, shake yo dreads shake yo dreads!1
"Yuh huh." Nevermind. ok melo, way to ruin it.anyway later shiny reading ao3 and she sees her favorite ship in the whole wide fucking world, MCLENNON!
She gets a stupid ass dm on discord from Melo;
✧🔲🔳° Melo °🌴🌈✧ (#1RossFan): 5:42
Did you get an account yet,
Loser.
&✨🕒🌴🌈Shiny🔲🔳🕘✨&: 5:43
No, I told you I'm not getting one.
✧🔲🔳° Melo °🌴🌈✧ (#1RossFan): 5:43
Lame!1
Anyways shiny continued reading and then, uh oh!1 HER AUNT WALKS IN, ZOINKS!1
"SHINY WTF ARE YOU READING?" Her aunt almost yelled. Staring at her scren while she's reading MCLENNON IN 4K...
"Uhh.... a book..?" Shiny said, quickly changing tabs. Not wanting her aunt to see anymore. (Yes I know this is inaccurate but this fanfic is satire)