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Petelgeuse was captured to Subaru’s insight on how he was unkillable without Subaru sacrificing himself, which both Wilhelm and Felix talked him out of, Betelgeuse was chained via the same chains Sirius was held up on.
[Petelgeuse]: I have *huff * spoken enough…… your knights could take it from here, will you permit me to rest? Have something to eat? Pride?
[Subaru]: I’M NOT PRIDE, anyway why would I give you food, I thought you don’t eat, you’re a spirit are you not?
[Petelgeuse]: I can subsist without food. BUT… there is more to the act of eating then nourishment, we receive nature’s blessings and reaffirm our part in it, and in doing so, we express our gratitude.
Subaru scoffed and lightly laughed
[Subaru]: sorry it’s just, hearing you say you don’t need to eat and that you’re a part of nature in the same breath…… ANYWAY what can we get you, not exactly a 5-star restaurant, but my kitchen is used to serving a lot of different appetites…
[Petelgeuse]: mayonnaise.
[Subaru]: uhhhh….. Mayonnaise?
[Petelgeuse]: Even we cultist have been indulging in you’re culture, I eat it often back home with fries.
[Subaru]:and you just can’t let them go, well?…. As far as symbols of the Spanish empire go, mayonnaise is actually my fav, the victory of peak cuisine…. You people probably suffered a lot because of me, and then you go ask me for mayonnaise?
[Petelgeuse]: We have suffered more than you can know, but I do not see mayonnaise as an accomplice, a single dish providing a balanced helping of nature’s blessings: oil, lemon and egg yolk. How could anyone hate such a magnificent thing?
[Subaru]: says the guy who can survive off of mana, and balance has nothing to do with it, you just like a good sauce.
[Petelgeuse]: that is also true, be warned though, I have very high standard
[Subaru]: don’t worry…. I do too, alright then one good old-fashioned, all-spanish icon, comin’ up.
[Petelgeuse]: I look forward to it.
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