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1. The CEO Wants To Cuddle by kakasheee

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake
   • Bernard Dowd
   • Tim Drake (DCU)
   • Original Characters
   • Children of Dionysus Members
   • Children of Dionysus (DCU)
   • Escort Bernard Dowd
   • Tim Drake is Red Robin (DCU)
   • Bernard and Tim never crossed paths in Louis Grieve
   • Touch-Starved Tim Drake (DCU)
   • Implied/Referenced Prostitution
   • fear of sexual assault
   • Virginal Sacrifices
   • Cults
   • Human Sacrifice
   • Fluff
   • Light Angst
   • Humor
   • THE TAGS MAKE THIS LOOK A LOT DARKER THAN IT REALLY IS
   • Cuddles

   Summary

   After getting kicked out of his parents’ house, Bernard joined a sketchy company to do sketchy things (or maybe not sketchy? He wasn't really sure) and immediately landed a sketchy client who wanted… not-sketchy things. Look, this was a very confusing time for Bernard.

   Meanwhile, Tim was overworked, touch-starved, and had just discovered some sketchy escort company about as old as Alfred. In his sleep-deprived haze, he hired Bernard to figure out what the hell was really up with this "Children of Dionysus" group- just for intel, of course, nothing else.

   Things kind of derail from there.

   Language:

   English

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