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[Night 1] 🐢
Yu : Hey do any of your guys know anything about trading cards?
Makoto : Not since I've discovered my mp3.
Ren : I have some knowledge of them why?
Yu : Were there was an incident and Teddie's box collection kinda got hit by some flames.
Kotone : Should've put it into a fireproof case. Like my collection of Jack Frost plushies!
Yu : I figure I've got 3 or 4 days to replace them before Teddie notices they're missing but I don't know where to start searching.
Ren : What kind were they? Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh,Baseball?
Yu : Asked Yosuke and he said they're alien invasion cards full set to be exact.
Ren : Well that's going to be real difficult.
Kotone : You are so DED!
Yu : Why!?
Igor : Alien invasion cards were published first in 1964 that dedicated a fictional alien invasion of Earth. With their lurid tableaus and use of violent imagery they quickly were pulled off the market all 255 to be exact. As of the present year only around 30 full sets remain intact.
Makoto : Oh man she's so right you are DED!
Kotone : What should we write on your tombstone?
Ren : Well before that let me see what I can do.
Yu : Thanks wait you said 255 cards?
Igor : Indeed.
Yu : According to Teddie's box it said that 256 cards are listed.
Ren : Could be a mistake Teddie is not exactly that good when it comes to spelling or math.
[Night 2] 🐢🐢
Ren : Hey Yu I got into contact with some fellow card collectors.
Kotone : By which he means dweebs!
Ren : I think I came across enough alien invasion cards to complete a full set.
Yu : Should I ask how much this is gonna cost me?
Ren : Let's just say you really need to win not just tonight but the next following nights as well.
Yu : Ggggreeeaatttt one more thing I think you guys are wrong about card 256.
Igor : How so?
Ren : The checklist only mentions they being only 255.
Yu : But check it out I sent Kanji to ask Teddie about card 256 and when he responded back he stated that it's an ultra rare card that was never suppose to release in public.
Ren : Is there a title to it for example perhaps something like "eating a kitten" or "flaming live stock".
Yu : Yeah it's called I kid you not "The wrath of Uranus".
........ (all 3 stare at Kotone)
Kotone : What professionals have standards. Uranus jokes are so immature and unfunny.
[Night 3] 🐢🐢🐢
Ren : So Yu how's it going with the alien invasion card hunting?
Yu : Surprising not bad turns out those pals of yours are big fans of my game. Was able to trade some early prototype models and scrapped scene scripts for most of the cards now all I need is 256. Going to go see the creator of the cards.
Ren : Woody the wield old halburg is still alive!?
Yu : He's been in hiding out in a shed somewhere deep in the TV world longer before we discovered it poor guy.
Makoto : Best to be careful heard the wrath of Uranus is explosive.
Kotone : That was absolutely terrible.....
[Night 4] 🐢🐢🐢🐢
Makoto : Looking a little distracted tonight Yu.
Yu : You would be if your head was filled with depictions of blood soaked visions of Uranus.
Kotone : Good night folks!
Makoto : I take it the vist of the alien artist didn't go so well.
Yu : You could say that turns out the poor guy been getting sent telepathic messages of an alien invasion for 50 years.
Ren : WOW that really sucks!
Yu : All those cards he made where his way of sending out a warning yet everyone believed he was crazy.
Makoto : Color me dumb but how do you know he wasn't?
Yu : Because just before I could ask about the wrath of Uranus he pulled out a GUN AND KILLED HIMSELF! NOW SOMEHOW I've got his visions stuck in my head!
Makoto : So what are you going to do about it?
Yu : Going with Nick into Good Neighbor said there's someone there who could help.
[Night 5] 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
Kotone : So how's the terrible vision? Any lucky gal of yours comforting you?
Yu : Non stop.
Makoto : So how was the trip to Good Neighbor?
Yu : Not great right now they're working on how to fix it otherwise my head might explode.
(All 3) : YIKES!
Yu : Yeah........ And there could be an alien invasion this weekend.
[Night 6] 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
Ren : So about those Invaders from Uranus?
(Heh heh ALRIGHT)
Ren : Should we be stocking on ammo,food,and toilet paper? Might stop by Junes later.
Yu : Nah! Nick and I tracked the message and it led to a small group of invaders no bigger than a basic shadow. Who been spying on our planet for their war loads. So we kicked their asses and told them to send a message to their leaders.
Kotone : If u screw with Earth we'll screw with Uranus!
(All right!)
Makoto : One wrong move and you could kiss Uranus goodbye.
(OH!!!)
Ren : Stay far away or Uranus will be ours to concore!
(GIGGTTY GIGGTY GOO!!)
Yu : No we said "Tell your leaders well will never bow down to Uranus". Then we broke down giggling.
Ren : What about Teddie and his card collection?
Yu : ............... Oh uh.
[After the Poker match)
Naoto : Senpai a man named Nick Valentine came by today at Junes and dropped this off said it was a package you left at his office.
Yu : Thanks guess I own him one.
Yosuke : Finally Teddie has been annoying us all day looking for these damn cards!
Kanji : Hey what've you got there?
Yu : The last card for a full set.
Chie : Ew! It's all more disgusting then the others.
Yukiko : How could Teddie possibly collect these.?
Rise : Safe to say these could never be released today,guess that what makes them super rare.
Chie : How exactly did you mange to even get all these cards back Yu?
Yu : It's a LONG story.