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1. Colour me spades by CrazyFeather

   Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M, Multi, Other
   • Complete Work

   27 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Zebruh Codakk/Reader
   • Zebruh Codakk
   • Reader
   • Reader Is Not MSPA Reader
   • Reader is a troll
   • Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck)
   • Tentabulges (Homestuck)
   • Troll Biology (Homestuck)
   • Troll Romance (Homestuck)
   • Trolls (Homestuck)
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • or it was supposed to be
   • how did the plot get here
   • there's not much of it tho
   • Shameless Smut
   • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
   • Rough Sex
   • Rough Kissing
   • Purring Trolls (Homestuck)
   • Hermaphroditic Trolls (Homestuck)
   • Teasing
   • Choking
   • Scratching
   • Dom/sub Undertones
   • Biting
   • Orgasm Delay/Denial
   • Begging
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort
   • If You Squint - Freeform
   • Bulges (Homestuck)
   • Nooks (Homestuck)
   • Consensual Sex
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Explicit Language
   • Gender-neutral Reader
   • How Do I Tag
   • My First Fanfic
   • Mild Blood
   • only from scratching and biting
   • Quadrant Confusion
   • very small and accidental
   • improbably good first time
   • Buckets (Homestuck)
   • Enthusiastic Consent
   • Tags Are Hard
   • It's Hard and Nobody Understands
   • Grubscars (Homestuck)
   • Horn Stimulation
   • Trolls make bug sounds and they mean things
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Alien Sex

   Summary

   You first learned about Mr. Codakk because of his incredibly dumb posts on chittr. The moment they popped on your feed, you accidentally smashed your palmhusk to bits. You blocked him instantly after getting a new one.
   A few encounters, lost moirail and a quickly resolved misunderstanding later you find yourself in kismesissitude, heading to his hive to pail.

   You are so going to wreck him.

    

   It was supposed to be a short smut, ended up a lot longer then planned with some unplanned plot and feelings I guess.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   14,186

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