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1. I Don't Exactly Know What I'm Doing by Mysterylegos

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   03 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Invisigal | Courtney/Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Blonde Blazer | Mandy/Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch)
   • Blonde Blazer | Mandy/Invisigal | Courtney/Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Coupé | Janelle/Punch Up | Colm (Dispatch)
   • Blonde Blazer | Mandy/Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch)
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch)
   • Chase | Track Star (Dispatch)
   • Golem | Bruno (Dispatch)
   • Flambae | Chad (Dispatch)
   • Sonar | Victor (Dispatch)
   • Malevola Gibb
   • Coupé | Janelle (Dispatch)
   • Punch Up | Colm (Dispatch)
   • Phenomaman | Katon-Ur (Dispatch)
   • Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Prism | Alice (Dispatch)
   • Royd (Dispatch)
   • Slow Burn
   • Polyamory
   • Superheroes
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
   • Established Relationship
   • Hypocrisy
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • poor communication
   • Guilt
   • catholic levels of guilt
   • Overworking
   • Poor Life Choices
   • no time travel i swear to god im not fucking dealing with that shit
   • i just like giving characters existential crises
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Canon-Typical Cannibalism
   • Canon-Typical HR Violations (Dispatch)
   • Rough Oral Sex
   • Cunnilingus
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • handjob
   • inadvisable discussions about fucking your hot coworker
   • surprisingly passable communication
   • Determinism
   • Ethical Dilemmas
   • poorly explained temporal mechanics
   • Canon Typical Daddy Issues
   • non-canonical daddy issues
   • Threesome - F/F/M
   • Strap-Ons
   • Creampie
   • Hand Jobs
   • Dirty Talk
   • Pep talks

   Summary

   Courtney has no idea how to have a relationship that isn't built on lies and deceit. Robert has no idea how to have a relationship period. Mandy has no idea how to have a relationship when the two people she cares for are dating each other. None of them understand the concept of a work life balance.

   These three fucking idiots are gonna go through the shit to get there, is all.

   Takes place in a Cut Coupe, Invisigal Romance/Good Invisigal playthrough post episode 8. Explicit content comes in later but will be present.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   94,438

   Chapters:

   33/37

   Comments:

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