Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

• Yes, Continue
• No, Go Back

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

1. new guy by uncledicksbirdhouse

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   13 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Flambae | Chad/Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy | Herman
   • Prism | Alice/Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Trans Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Eventual Smut
   • Disabled Character
   • Deaf Character
   • deaf waterboy
   • author is a waterboy introject lmao
   • so a lot of self projection
   • herman has brown eyes btw cuz i like it like that
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • Will add more tags as things go on
   • no AI
   • I will never use AI
   • Slow Burn
   • Metalhead Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • Past Abuse

   Summary

   After what felt like a million potholes later, the bus arrived in front of the SDN building. It was a wonderful place, he’d think. Many heroes in a large variety of costumes walked in and out of the building; some more excited than others to be at the place. He recognized a few from the comics he’d read. Herman desperately wanted to go up to them and introduce himself, but it was too early to reveal himself as the obsessed fanboy that he really was.

   OR

   a very deaf waterboy gets a fuckin job and maybe even meets the one for him

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,188

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

   19

   Kudos:

   115

   Bookmarks:

   13

   Hits:

   946