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1. ex stands for execution by dvreaux

   Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • 5pyder/Schpood (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Schpood (Video Blogging RPF)
   • 5pyder (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Saparata (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Meagon (Video Blogging RPF)
   • State SMP Season 2.7
   • Angst and Humor
   • Mild Hurt/Comfort
   • started this forever ago then forgot about 2.7 then was randomly hit by the 18-wheeler of Missing These Two
   • sort of inspired by the old guard?
   • pulling up to the drive thru like hello i’ll have one Killed-By-My-Boyfriend-But-Can’t-Actually-Die happy meal thanks
   • half crack but taken very seriously
   • if you’ve read introduction to martyrdom you know my game
   • silly goofy silly and then suddenly i am inflicting psychic damage
   • rated mature for blood and violence only

   Summary

   After finding Spyder in heaven, Schpood makes a half-hearted attempt to patch things up between them. Spyder responds mostly by killing Schpood, over and over again, in increasingly creative ways. Pain doesn't exist in the afterlife. Schpood learns this firsthand, the exact moment Spyder buries the sharp end of an axe in his skull.

   (Alternate Title: Five Times Spyder Killed Schpood & The One Time He Didn't)

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