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( 2013, Winter Break )
< Mixed salad made of drivers 🥗 >
( 10:02 A.M )
Sebastian added Jenson, Nico, Lewis and other 3 users to group chat ( Mixed salad made of drivers )
Sebastian
good morning my dear grid friends
😘
Mark
Season didn't started yet and I'm already dealing with you.
Fernando
what is this group chat?
Lewis
hi guys 👋
interesting mix of drivers
Sebastian
well thank you lewis
that's why i called this group chat
mixed salad
Nico
Why I am with all of you on one group chat?
Jenson
OH MY
HI FELLAS
I MISS YOU
Sebastian
i miss you too jense 💔
so i thought
it's gonna be cool to have a gc
with my fav friends
and we can talk here before season
cool?
Kimi
No.
I'm leaving.
Sebastian
noo kimi:(
please don't leave us
for me
Kimi
Ok. 👍
Lewis
funny
Sebastian
what?
Lewis
nothing
Sebastian
???
weird
SO HOW ARE YOU GUYS?
ARE YOU EXCITED?
i am because im number one AGAIN
losers
Mark
Stop pissing me off already.
Let me get some relax in Australia.
Fernando
ayy
are all of us in their countries?
because im in spain
Jenson
IM IN GREAT BRITAIN
but i kinda didn't miss the rainy weather
Sebastian
im in germany
so i guess
Kimi
Yes.
Lewis
im in great britain too
same as jens
Nico
I'm with Lewis.
More bonding before first year of being teammates!!
Jenson
damn
that's gay
Nico
WE ARE FRIENDS
Lewis
IM STRAIGHT WTF JENSON
Jenson
yeah of course you're straight
Fernando
he is straight same as f1 circuits are
Mark
But F1 circuits are not straight.
Ah.
I get it.
Sebastian
YOU MISSED THE JOKE AT FIRST IM CRYING
Lewis
ha ha ha
so funny fernando
good for you that you're straight as superhighway
Fernando
i am not??
im not denying that i like dudes so
you lost
Nico
Is someone straight here?
Kimi
No.
Lewis
YES??
I AM
Jenson
no, you're not
stop being delusional
Lewis
I AM NOT DELUSIONAL
Sebastian
we are the gay part of the grid
how sweet
Mark
Sounds like we're in poly relationship.
Sebastian
you want me to be your boyfriend?
Fernando
i don't think so
he thinks you're blonde devil german
Sebastian
ohh:(
that's a compliment
Mark
Shut up.
Jenson
why are you fighting all the time?
only positive thoughts
Mark
I can't be positive next to the golden boy.
Fernando
actually
no one is happy next to him
Sebastian
HELLO??
I AM STILL HERE
Fernando
i mean
next to you on track
you're cool off the track
Sebastian
aww nano ❤️
Nico
Someone is gonna be jealous.
Stop with it Seb.
Jenson
who's gonna be jealous??
Nico
Wait.
Lewis
jenson this is literally obvious
Fernando
what the hell are you talking about
mercedes idiots
Nico
DON'T CALL US LIKE THAT
Sebastian
guys
i checked most popular duos in f1 between us
Mark
Why you did that?
Sebastian
im bored without racing
so me and mark are kinda popular
people consider us as: toxic lovers
interesting
Fernando
people don't have any taste :/
Jenson
oh
now i get it nico
Nico
I TOLD YOU
Fernando
what?
Nico
Nothing.
Tell us more duos Seb.
Sebastian
ok so
you and lewis
obviously
Lewis
im straight
and people like me and my best friend together
Sebastian
"straight"
next we have
me and jenson
Jenson
we are BROMANCE
love it
Sebastian
me too
hm we have
again me but now with kimi
Kimi
Cool.
Mark
Are you paddock whore or what?
Thrid duo with you.
Lewis
i was thinking the same
Sebastian
I AM NOT
I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE LOVE ME WITH EVERYONE
next we have
mark and fernando
Fernando
hm
finally something good
Mark
We are brothers.
Of course we are on the list.
Nico
Brothers.
Jenson
my fav brotherly bond on the grid
right after lewis and nico
Fernando
haha yes
we are bros
👍
Mark
Best bros.
Sebastian
yeah
bros
oh
lewis and jenson are also here
Jenson
YEAH
ME AGAIN
Lewis
we are cool together
Sebastian
ok i get bored again
what now
hmm
can we meet guys?
Mark
Of course.
I'm coming back from Australia for you.
Sebastian
REALLY?
Mark
No.
Never.