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Charles Smith the beautiful man was minding his business, hanging out around Horseshoe Overlook and enjoying the day. It was super nice outside. Suddenly the world started shaking and a large hole ripped in the sky.
A strange man fell from it. Charles went over and looked down, confused. “Who are you?” He asked. The man looked also confused. “What do you mean you don't know who I am, I'm Kanye West you fucking newgen.” He says. Charles is still confused. “These words mean nothing to me.” Kanye is super mad now. He starts saying level 5000 slurs. Charles rocks his shit because he #loves jewish people and will protect them from the Big Ye
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charles then goes to horseshoe overlook to rest from this traumatic experience. while charles is sitting by the campfire as everyone is asleep, he can hear kanye's faint voice in the distance and under the starry night he sees kanye charging up his antisemetism. charles takes his bow and fucking 360 headshots the motherfucker and then goes to bed
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After Charles goes to bed, he wakes up to find out that Kanye's body is still around and decomposing, which meant that it was stinking up the area and the smell was going to the camp and he knew Dutch would probably want to get rid of it anyways. He either had to options. Cannibalism or a proper burial. Instead he went with gathering all of Kanye's materials and clothes for later, more useful use and chopped off his body parts so that he can cremate him instead so that he was gone for good.