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chance walks slowly to will with a smily face and a smirk "hi byers" he says and he taps will's arm.
will jumps from the sudden appearance of chance and his cheeks go slightly red. "hi chance... what are you doing here?" will asks disoriented and scratches his head. chance thinks he looks so sweet like this. nervous little gay.
"i was just wondering, are you dating m*ke wh***er?" chance asks, still with that stupid smirk on his face.
will looks completely shocked by this and blushes even more. chance thinks he might get a heart attack right now because of how cute will looks.
"haha no! why would i haha? no i dont. i would neva." will says and goes suspiciously serious. did chance ask the question too right away?
now chance is getting a little nervous. even though the perfect will byers with a big ass isn't dating m*ke wh***er he still isn't sure if he has a chance.
"so, do you want to take the chance and make out with me real quick?" chance says and leans closer to will. will instantly goes stiff and he starts seriously looking like the red potato guy from poland. chance thinks it's so sweet that will byers is so nervous around him. he hopes for that make out tho, he can't wait to kiss those perfect lips.
"uhhh, i... chance... uh...." will starts stuttering and chance starts to think that maybe will doesn't want to take the chance. if that happens, chance is screwed because what do you mean he might never get a chance to crack will byers and have a perfect relationship with him and say i love you to him unlike m*ke wh***ler?
after a second will starts getting back to reality and he smiles. "you know what? yes, im taking the chance and also i want to fuck the chance" will says and instantly leans in closer while chance looks shocked at how confident will said it.
chance starts getting closer and then their lips meet. will's lips are so soft and perfect and they fit perfectly with chance's lips. they start making out next to the school lockers.
chance slides his tongue into will's mouth and will moans a little tiny bit. chance thinks it might be the best day of his whole life...
until something happens.
"WILL?! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!?!?!" screams some suspiciously ugly weirdly voice and both will and chance look from where the sound is coming from.
oh
oh.
it's m*ke fucking wh***er.
"what? what are you talking about? we were just... uhh... uhh... learning tongue anatomy on each other... for the uh... biology test!" will says stuttering and looking at m*ke nervous. m*ke looks like he might kill chance right at this moment. (he couldn't though because he has no muscles whatsover and chance is a big muscle daddy so m*ke doesn't even stand a chance next to daddy chance)
"you were supposed to be kissing me! why dont you love me" m*ke says and falls into tears. will looks disoriented and chance honestly just wants to laugh at the stupidity of m*ke and this whole situation.
"mike... uh... im sorry i guess? chance has better muscles and he's prettier and stronger and he knows how to kiss" will says and looks at chance with a smile. wow, didn't know will was that confident.
"WHAT? you never even kissed me... you know what? nevermind, you were just my tammy anyways. i'm gonna go write gay porn" m*ke qu**rler says and stands up. he looks at will for a while and turns back around and struts through the halls.
"ok can we go back to what we were doing?" chance says and will nods. they go back to making out and swapping spits and chance grabs will's juicy ass and they live happily ever after and m*ke still lives in complete misery to the end of his life becoming the second ted wheeler.
happy end.