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Sixteen Blue by catarrhini
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Jan 2017
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Summary
Legolas is tired.
Everything sucks, and it's only getting worse. His parents are fighting, he can't get laid, and Tauriel's off with her new boyfriend half the damn time. And now he's got to work with that prissy cunt Gimli if he has any desire to keep up his GPA. To make matters worse, he really, really shouldn't have intimate knowledge of how great his ada is at sucking dick, but that line was crossed for him after a little mistaken identity snafu in a campus bathroom, and now they have to figure out how to carry on in the aftermath.
How the hell is Legolas supposed to make it out of uni alive?
