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1. Touch me or I'll die right now, I'm serious. by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   06 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Shane Hollander
   • Ilya Rozanov
   • Sickfic
   • Established Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Married Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
   • Insecure Ilya Rozanov
   • Jealous Ilya Rozanov
   • Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander
   • Shane Hollander Loves Ilya Rozanov
   • Autistic Shane Hollander
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Misunderstandings
   • Somehow more yearning when they're married than when they're just fwbs
   • Anxious Ilya Rozanov
   • Depressed Ilya Rozanov
   • Ilya Rozanov is Bad at Feelings
   • Touch-Starved Ilya Rozanov
   • Ilya rozanov's love language is physical touch
   • Sick Ilya Rozanov
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • But only in the sense that Ilya's insecurities sometimes distort reality
   • Possessive Ilya Rozanov
   • Angst with a Happy Ending

   Summary

   When Ilya gets sick days before the Ottawa Centaurs face the Montreal Metros, Shane is forced to lay down some ground rules. The main one is: Absolutely No Touching! Kisses included!

   Ilya would rather die.

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