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1. The Teimaku Town Incident of 21/01 by KaiserIsaiahTMK

   Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   30 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Mejiro McQueen/Tokai Teio (Uma Musume)
   • Mejiro McQueen & Tokai Teio (Uma Musume)
   • Tokai Teio (Uma Musume)
   • Mejiro McQueen (Uma Musume)
   • Team Spica (Uma Musume)
   • Minor Characters
   • Trainer (Uma Musume)
   • Hana Toujou (Uma Musume)
   • Original Characters
   • My First Fanfic
   • Romantic Comedy
   • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
   • This Is STUPID
   • I could have been watching Kamen Rider Geats instead of writing this dawg
   • Kinda RPF
   • Based on a True Story
   • Peak of Bullshittery
   • mentions of nsfw
   • Vanilla
   • Wholesome
   • Horror
   • mental stress
   • A middle schooler could write this shit
   • I'm having too much fun writing these tags lmao
   • Powerscaler enters Shipper World
   • Bad Writing
   • Out of Character

   Summary

   Take Tokai Teio and Mejiro McQueen from the currently trending series UmaMusume: Pretty Derby and make that into a ship. Boom, Teimaku. Now, take the two of them and show them a Discord Server all about them on a VERY specific day. What's the worst that can happen? Sit back, relax, turn off your brain and enjoy a drink or two as you dive into this absolute mess of a fanfic only brought forth from the mind of a certified class clown getting drunk off plain water!

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