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    “You are still bad liar. Never did tell me color.”
    “Are you still that hung up on it?”
    “Yes, is all I think about Hollander. Is pink, da? Glittery? Does it have the-- ” Shane hears him make a buzzing *zzztt* sound through his teeth.
    “What?”
    Rozanov makes the sound again. “I don’t know word, like… Engine? Motor?”
    “Vibrator!?” Shane asks shocked laughter bleeding into his voice.
    “Yes, the vibrator.” He says like he’s testing the word out.
    He barks out a choked laugh “NO! It doesn’t have a vibrator.”
    “Is pink though? And glittery tell me please glittery?” his accent rolling the r's in that way that drives Shane crazy.
    Shane groans through his next words, his clean hand scrubbing down his face muffling his voice a bit “I thought black was more, discreet."
    “Ugghh, Hollander you are so boring, mine is at least green.”

     
    Or: Shane finds out Ilya has a green vibrator, loses his mind over it, and considers the merits of being verse for the first time.

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