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Lily 💛
January 1, 2022 at 12:01 AM
Ilyahappy new year, moy malen'kiy feyyerverk
January 1, 2022 at 05:47 AM
ShaneWe were in the same place. Why did you text me?
January 1, 2022 at 9:41 AM
IlyaWHY awake. Is new years
Ilyawhere are you
Ilyacome back to bed
ShaneDo you want pancakes?
🥞🥞🥞
January 15, 2022 at 08:45 AM
ShaneGo shovel the driveway
Ilyawhat’s reward
ShaneYou can play in the snow that you shovel
Ilyawhat else
ShanePlay with Anya if you can get her boots on
Ilyawhat else
👀
ShaneShovel the driveway first
January 23, 2022 at 01:33 PM
ShaneDon’t forget to get toilet paper
Ilyai miss your mouth
ShaneOK but I also need oatmeal
January 28, 2022 at 08:09 AM
Ilyado you have meeting on tues?
ShaneYes, at 11:30a. It’s with Cartier.
Ilyaover video, yes?
ShaneDon’t even think about it
😇
February 01, 2022 at 10:42 PM
ShaneMom wants to know if we’re gonna watch the olympics this year
Ilyanah
ShaneMight watch the opening ceremony with her but idk
February 06, 2022 at 05:56 PM
ShaneChicken salad?
👍🏼🥗
February 12, 2022 at 09:49 AM
IlyaMom says hi
ShaneDid she convince you about the joint ad campaign?
Ilyaalways about work with you
IlyaIs okay. Love my sugar daddy
ShaneWHO taught you that?
🙄
Ilyayou forget internet exists
ShaneWas it Harris?
February 14, 2022 at 8:13 PM
ShaneDid we forget about valentines day???????
Ilyadon’t worry
Ilyacome outside
ShaneIt’s cold out!
Ilyayour coat works, yes?
February 19, 2022 at 8:13 PM
Ilyado u want to watch canada gold medal game
ShaneI thought you weren’t interested
Ilyabut do u
February 28, 2022 at 04:08 AM
ShaneJust tripped over Anya and your shoes
ShaneAsshole
March 07, 2022 at 02:52 PM
Ilyacheese but chunky?
ShaneCottage cheese
ShaneIt’s actually really good with tomatoes
🤢
Ilyasorry but no
March 13, 2022 at 11:32 AM
Ilyabring blanket for rookies
ShaneNo, you
Ilyacan’t. already left
Ilyano plaid
ShaneWe’ll see
March 23, 2022 at 02:40 PM
Shanewhat’s up, sexy?
Ilyahi rose
ShaneHow’d you know it was her???
🤣🤣🤣
Ilyais obvious
March 25, 2022 at 10:23 PM
ShaneWhat
ShaneHow do you know about this
March 26, 2022 at 06:40 PM
Ilyasalmon?
ShaneBrown rice
April 5, 2022 at 10:02 PM
Ilyado you think Yuna would like?
Shane... ???
ShaneWhat is that??
IlyaIs for tea thing
Ilyaget head out of pipe
ShaneDo you mean “get your head out of the gutter”????
April 12, 2022 at 12:50 PM
Ilya
🥰🥰🥰
IlyaYuna loved it
Ilyai am favorite son
🙄
April 27, 2022 at 3:48 PM
Ilyadoor
ShaneI know. I heard the bell too
Ilyagonna race Anya
ShaneI got it!
May 10, 2022 at 12:01 AM
Ilyahappy birthday moy prazdnichnaya shlyapa
May 10, 2022 at 06:28 AM
Shaneparty something?
May 10, 2022 at 08:55 AM
Ilyaparty hat
Ilyawant first present now?
Ilyawill give hint
🍆💦
ShaneHow original
Ilyayou don’t want?
Ilyaalright, bet
May 21, 2022 at 11:43 AM
ShaneYou got something in the mail
Shane
IlyaDONT OPEN
Shanedamn okay!
Ilyasorry moy pomidor, but please don’t open
June 1, 2022 at 08:49 AM
Ilyahappy gay day
Shanehappy pride baby
🌈🦄
June 5, 2022 at 04:12 PM
ShaneHarris wants to know if we’ll go out with them
🍎🍎🏳️🌈🍹🍹
ShaneIs that a yes?
Ilyatell harris to wear shortest shorts
Ilyawill be matching
June 10, 2022 at 2:31 PM
Ilyai know what i want for birthday gift
Shane??
ShaneWe don’t have room for another car
June 10, 2022 at 7:18 PM
Ilyathreesome
ShaneWHAT
ShaneWHO
ShaneWHAT
Ilyayou me and stanley of course
ShaneWho the hell is Stanley????
Ilyastanley cup 😝
ShaneYOURE GONNA JINX US
June 10, 2022 at 11:37 PM
Shaneugh fine
🧍♂️🏆🧍♂️💛💦🥵
🙄
June 15, 2022 at 01:31 AM
Shanehap birth
Ilyawhere u
Shanetub
Ilyawhere stanley
Shanewith hazy?
Ilyabring here
June 15, 2022 at 07:27 AM
ShaneHarris sent an email
ShaneThere are photos
ShaneFrom last night
ShaneOr rather from this morning
ShaneI can’t believe we let people take photos
June 15, 2022 at 09:12 AM
Ilyablyat
Ilyabed back
Ilyawater pls
June 15, 2022 at 11:48 AM
ShaneI still can’t believe we let people take photos
Ilyatheyre good
Ilyagonna send to sveta
Ilyashell be so proud
ShanePlease don’t
Ilyatoo late
June 15, 2022 at 02:54 PM
ShaneYou added it to my parents’ digital frame?!
June 19, 2022 at 11:02 PM
Ilya
Ilyathis you?
🙄😭
June 21, 2022 at 12:02 PM
IlyaAnya at Mom’s? Or at hotel?
ShaneHotel. Pick up at 2p
July 1, 2022 at 08:16 AM
ShaneHappy Canada Day!
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
July 1, 2022 at 09:42 AM
July 1, 2022 at 12:32 PM
ShaneHayden and the kids are gonna come around 3p
Ilyawater tramp?
ShaneAlready done
ShaneCan you put up a baby gate?
ShaneAlso clear off the deck
ShaneAnd get ice
Ilyaanything else, princess?
ShaneWatch it or no popsicles for you
Ilyawould prefer something else 🍌
😉
ShaneThe odds are not in your favor
Ilyathe odds are forever in my favor
July 11, 2022 at 06:48 PM
Ilyadinner?
ShaneMom and Dad’s?
IlyaI’ll drive!
July 15, 2022 at 03:16 PM
ShaneIlya, what the fuck is this
Shane
Ilyahappy anniversary, moy lyubimaya zadnitsa 🍑
July 20, 2022 at 04:18 PM
Ilyaiced ankle at camp
ShaneI told you not to race the U13s
Ilyathey were taunting me!
July 23, 2022 at 02:38 PM
Ilyaanya stinks
Shane🦨?
Ilyayeah
July 29, 2022 at 07:24 PM
Ilyaice cream?
ShaneOnly vanilla left
Ilyaboring
August 14, 2022 at 11:44 PM
ShaneCan you turn on the A/C?
August 23, 2022 at 11:09 AM
ShaneCan you call?
Ilyauber?
ShaneHe’s trying to talk to me
August 26, 2022 at 05:23 PM
ShaneOn my way!
August 31, 2022 at 01:02 PM
IlyaSveta says you need new car
ShaneDoes she now
Ilyashe will let me help
ShaneWe’d have to trade
ShaneIf we get a new one, we give one up
Ilyano wait
September 6, 2022 at 05:20 PM
Ilyababy haasy and troy are gonna stay for dinner
ShanePasta?
Ilyabowtie
September 17, 2022 at 08:56 AM
Ilya
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Shanenot bad
Shane
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Ilyaweak
ShaneI beat you!
September 28, 2022 at 11:03 AM
Ilyaget poppy
ShaneDo you want nutritional yeast?
Ilyareal butt only
ShaneAre you doing this on purpose?
Ilyais more fun 🤷♂️
October 3, 2022 at 03:46 PM
Ilyawe doing Pike halloween?
Ilyaor should they come here and we do big party?
ShaneLooks like Halloween is on a Monday– we should ask Jackie
October 3, 2022 at 05:03 PM
ShaneWe could go that weekend. We have a roadie the following next week
Ilyaim gonna be a dragon
ShaneWhat should I be?
Ilyaghost buffer
Shaneghost busters?
Ilyayou can bust my ghost
ShaneGross, Ilya
ShaneThat doesn’t even make sense
Ilyayou don’t even make sense
🤦♂️
October 10, 2022 at 08:37 AM
ShaneHappy Thanksgiving!
ShaneDinner at Mom and Dad’s at 5:30p
Ilyano turkey pls
ShaneThey probably already got one, sorry
October 26, 2022 at 04:21 PM
Ilyaterry suggest needle thing
ShaneAccupuncture?
Ilyayeah
Ilyaam nervous
ShaneWant me to hold your hand?
Ilyada
ShaneAwwwwww
Ilyacould ask hazy
ShaneI’m coming!
Ilyabet you are
ShaneMaybe you should ask Wyatt
😥
October 27, 2022 at 06:19 AM
ShaneOatmeal?
Ilyagross
ShaneI can add raisins
Ilyatoo early in season for oatmeal
October 29, 2022 at 09:40 PM
Ilyacutest little prizrak ever
Ilyadidn’t know they wore glasses tho
ShaneShut up
ShaneYou literally shoved them on me
Ilyasometimes have to remember free will
October 31, 2022 at 10:06 PM
Ilyaaren’t you gonna join me upstairs 🤨😗
ShaneIf I come up and find you passed out, I’ll be annoyed
November 2, 2022 at 03:17 PM
Ilyawhy does bood say youre rooming with dykstra????????
ShaneI thought it would be better
Ilyawhy????????
Ilyachto za khren!
ShaneLike more professional!
November 2, 2022 at 08:32 PM
ShaneWell, goodnight
IlyaIs not bedtime, hollander
ShaneAre you mad at me
Ilyahope you have plug things
November 3, 2022 at 09:21 PM
ShaneWait, who are you rooming with?
Ilyahaving sleepover with rooks
ShaneAre you on the floor??
Ilyalol
Ilyacommanded holmbergs
ShaneCommandeered?
Ilyaam too old to sleep on floor
November 4, 2022 at 10:48 PM
ShaneEvan snores
Ilyapast your bedtime, yes?
😴😴😴
November 5, 2022 at 05:53 PM
Ilyatroy says you were sad
Ilyathought this what you wanted
November 5, 2022 at 11:12 PM
ShaneAre you sleeping?
🧇
ShaneMe neither
ShaneMiss you
ShaneI’m sorry
Shaneya tebya lyublyu
Ilyaya tebya lyublyu, moy professional’nyy mister
November 6, 2022 at 06:02 AM
ShaneWiebe said upper management won’t pay for a king size bed
Ilyaso? pay difference
Ilyayou are millionaire, yes?
ShaneOh right
Ilyayou should ask for different floor
Ilyawouldn’t want to wake the babies
ShaneIlya!
ShaneAlso, stop calling the rookies babies
Ilyaboring
Ilyabut fine
Ilyathe kids
November 19, 2022 at 03:11 PM
Ilyawould you still love me if i was a worm
🪱
ShaneOf course!
ShaneI’d get the best dirt for you
ShaneWould YOU still love me if I was a worm?
Ilyaworms are boring
Ilyaso probs not
🥺
November 19, 2022 at 03:41 PM
ShaneMom said she’d still love me if I was a worm
Ilyashe loves too freely
Shane?
Ilyashe also love me as worm
November 26, 2022 at 09:51 PM
Ilyawhen do the sky lights come out
Ilyaaura bore?
ShaneIf you mean the aurora borealis, I think it’s too early to see them
ShaneWe may not be in their path yet
Ilyawe should do field trip for the kids
ShaneI don’t think we’d see them any better in Montreal
😑
Ilyanot Pikelings
Ilyaour kids
ShaneAnya and Luca?
Ilyabergy, young, and pointy
Ilyaour kids 🙂↕️
Ilyaanya and haasy too
ShaneOhhhhh
ShaneDo you think Harris would want a video?
Ilyawill just bring whole team
December 8, 2022 at 01:36 PM
Ilyamoya lyubov, what is gift giving but surprise?
ShaneSecret Santa?
December 10, 2022 at 05:56 AM
ShaneI have no idea what to get my person
Dec 10, 2022 at 08:03 AM
Ilyaget them what you’d get me
ShaneI don’t think Boyle would like a free blowjob
Ilyafree? does he normally pay?
Ilyaalso now i know you have boyle
ShaneShit
Ilyadon’t worry. Won’t tell, moy cherv
ShaneI don’t know that one
Ilyaworm
Ilyayou’re wiggly today
December 14, 2022 at 06:19 PM
ShaneSeriously, what do I get Boyle?
😩😩😩
Ilyaask Harris to trade
ShaneNo no, I don’t want to bother him
ShaneWhat if YOU traded with me?
Ilyacan’t. already got mine
Ilyais better than free blowjob
Ilyasurprisingly 😝
December 20, 2022 at 05:41 PM
Ilyadoor
Ilyashane, door
ShaneI’m out with Anya
Ilya
Ilyacutting it close, don’t you think
👀🕵️♂️
ShaneI panicked, okay!
Ilyahope you and boyle have satisfying time 🤭🤭
ShaneIt’s not like that! I had to add items to get free shipping 😭
Ilyagood lord, hollander
Ilyamust remind you, we are millionaires
Ilyafree shipping 🤦♂️
December 23, 2022 at 08:32 AM
ShaneHarris says Merry Christmas Eve eve
ShaneHe’s gonna pass out the gifts after practice
Ilyarelax, moy rozhdestvenskaya yelka
Shane🎄?
Ilyada
December 23, 2022 at 07:57 PM
IlyaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
ShaneIlya, don’t
IlyaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
😭😭😭
Ilyathis is best day ever
Ilyaonly you would give a vacuum
ShaneI told you I panicked!
Ilyadid you tell him he could exchange for bj?
ShaneHonestly, I should’ve
Ilyayou’re my favorite, moy malen'kiy pylesos
December 28, 2022 at 05:07 PM
ShaneWhy are you a healthy scratch for tonight’s game??
ShaneAnd why am I only just now hearing about it???
December 28, 2022 at 06:16 PM
ShaneWhere are you???
December 28, 2022 at 06:42 PM
Shane????
ShaneESPN says lower body injury?????
December 28, 2022 at 07:12 PM
ShaneOnly you would claim lower body injury for a shaving incident
ShaneJesus, you scared me
Ilyai’m sorry. am really embarrassed if it makes it better
Ilyawill make it up to you, moy serdityy kotenok
December 28, 2022 at 09:58 PM
Ilya“manscaping” lol
December 31, 2022 at 10:09 AM
Ilyahappy new years eve
ShaneHarris and Troy and the kids will come around 5p to help set up
👍🏼
ShaneBood and the rest will come closer to 7:30p
December 31, 2022 at 8:35 PM
Ilyakaraoke?
Ilyathe kids are asking
ShaneIf you’re good
ShaneI’m not gonna automatically say yes bc the “kids” asked
Ilyaif YOUR good
Ilya*YOURE
ShaneAfter Mom and Dad leave, okay?
💃
December 31, 2022 at 11:57 PM
Ilyawhere u
Ilyaalmost next year
January 1, 2023 at 08:48 AM
Ilyadid you have good last year?
Shaneevery year with you is the best
Shaneya tebya lyublyu
Ilyaya tebya lyublyu, moy solnyshko
🌅