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What if before making his proposition of partnership to Alastor, Vox went to Alastor's good friend to ask for advice?
And Mimzy, knowing exactly how such a proposition would end, advised Vox to use the best assets he had on him - his voobs?
Alastor never stood a chance.Inspired by a tumblr post:
I know this advice is like, 70 years too late, but tbh Vox you should have spent less time practicing your speech and complimenting Alastor and just took off your silly little vest and unbuttoned the top like 3 or 4 buttons of your shirt, and then crossed your arms and leaned forward and then made your cute digital eyes as big as possible before asking your question.
You were already puffing out your chest you should have just committed to it a little more.