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1. That time I became the roommate of the puppy-like hermit. (In other words, the Sage of Truth tells Truthless Recluse to go fuck himself.) by SweetieToofs

   Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   31 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Truthless Recluse (Cookie Run)/You
   • Truthless Recluse (Cookie Run)/Reader
   • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)/You
   • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)/Reader
   • Truthless Recluse (Cookie Run)
   • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
   • Reader
   • You
   • Reader mostly lacks details
   • besides for being exiled for an unknown reason
   • And crushes on the old guy
   • Implied/Referenced Character Death
   • 'and they were roommates'
   • ok now onto the important tags. the sex
   • Condom Failure
   • Unsafe Sex
   • accidental creampie
   • Crying During Sex
   • Silly Dog Man
   • Size Kink
   • Size Difference
   • The authors barely disguised kink
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Reader-Insert Has a Vagina
   • Cervix Kissing
   • smothering
   • Mentioned Sage of Truth (Cookie Run)
   • Sage is a perverted old man
   • Sex Toys
   • mention of potential pregnancy

   Summary

   After being kicked out of your home village, you're left wandering forest roads till eventually you're found by the Truthless Recluse himself. You don't know much about him, but you do know that he is immensely pretty and immensely mysterious.

   All is good in the world until one day a surprise package arrives by owl mail. Porn plot and heart to hearts ensue.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Old People Sex

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,660

   Chapters:

   1/1

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