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You think I could get peace when I’m working but, no, some redhead just has to show up and cause a certain conflict to arise with a certain subordinate of mine. /I swear he comes over here just to bother me/ As of right now I’m doing my normal office work with two somehow pissed off people. One on the couch wanting to hang around, the other hanging close behind me. With a sigh I addressed, “You don’t have to be in my office you know”
With a nonchalant wave Guy replied, “Your office is the best place to be”
“And you are here because..” Turning my head to look at Diablo, guessing the reason why already.
“I planning on watching the dear snowflake that seems a bit lost” He answered with a mild smile, more irritated than joyful.
“I’m not a snowflake, boot licking butler” Guy shot back. Once more tuning out the bickering. /This isn’t going to work/. Putting the feather in the ink holder with a light tink. Clearing my throat to get their attention, “Look Guy, Diablo, I need you two to leave here and find something else to do” saying that while closing my eyes to take a long blink. By the time I look up and finish that sentence Diablo had dragged Guy out saying they’ll hang out. /That was easier than I expected…worryingly so/ my thoughts pause /Raphel what’s the chance of something going wrong/ \40%\ /Great/ letting out a breath, mumbling, “Let’s hope for the best, shall I?” A optimistic tone lacing it.
Finally finishing the endlessly repetitive documents for the day. Choosing to take a walk sneakily through tempest and sneak off to my favorite spot to see the city at night. It’s quite the place to be when you want peace. Sitting there enjoying the view, the deep hue of warm white from the city lights as they fade to black. The small distant sounds of the city being alive, bustling full of life. When suddenly I pick up a disturbance from the sky. It slowly creeps into view, confused “who-” next thing I know my arms are subjugated to a hard pull and two people are having an argument over who was faster.
As the inaudible bickering continued, I yelled over it, “Let go of me!”
The grip around my left arm lighten slightly as I hear Diablo’s voice reply, “Sorry my lord I was quite caught in the moment”
“What are you two even doing?” I irritatedly asked.
“Playing” Guy answered. With that Guy pulls me into a tight hug /How did this even happen?/. While pondering, the bickering continued for a bit. Annoyed with the predicament I chose to escape through my slime body which fails /Such a surprise/. I see Diablo suddenly go to grab me and miss by some inches, to Guy’s amusement. While he holds me in one hand, tossing me up like a ball a few times. Diablo proceeded to charge at us, this was when it suddenly becomes a game of chase, with me being the main target of keep-a-way. /I think that 40% chance was really a 90% chance/.
During this game Diablo managed to hit Guy’s hand just right making him drop me. He then caught me and set me on the floor. Finally I was out of Guy’s grasp, Diablo then stepped closer right by me and Guy some feet away. Changing to my human form while questioning, “What the actual heck was that!?”
“Just a game that I won.” Guy remarks.
“No you lost now since Rimuru-san is right by me” Diablo grins as he places a hand on my shoulder, the glare between them getting increasingly worse, /I was planning to ask what is going on, never mind I’ll just go home/, “I want no part of this so if you please. I’m leaving” Saying removing Diablo’s hand. /Leaving either of them alone again is probably a bad idea/ sighing getting to the doorstep of my house.
Once home and in my personal quarters /Finally some peace/ that was short lived even though it was an hour or so, once again these two are in the same room as me. “Guy, why are you still here?, shouldn't you be back in your territory?”
“I wanted to hang out, it’s been awhile since something entertaining happened” he replied.
“Is that why you chose to hold me hostage while playing a game of chase with Diablo?” I asked.
“Part of it” Guy admitted, proceeding to look at Diablo who taunts, ”My lord would you like me to get rid of the pest again”
/again with the glare/, “It fine he’s just going to come back”
“Very well than” he said.
“So what should we do, instead of you two glaring at each other” I wondered aloud, thinking as to somehow possibly entertain the two.
Guy randomly picked, “Cuddle”
“Sleep sounds.., wait what?” Looking at Guy who is looking at Diablo as if agreeing with each other. “You heard me”
“If you want to sleep here I’ll get another mat for you two”
“There’s something called-”
“My mat is off limits” I swear I see the look (oh really?) written on his face. “Anyway here are the mats with the covers”
“Thanks” They both proceed to say at separate times. Heading to my mat across from where they are situated, an arm comes around my waist. “You said your mat was off limits, not you.” As of now I’m dragged over to be pressed against Diablo who puts his arms around my chest. Then Guy’s face became too close for comfort. “What are you doing?” My answer was a smile as I was pulled into a kiss. Pulled forward as he backed away, more like shoved. Before the first kiss processed Diablo does the same thing. Pushing him backward, somewhat struggling in Diablo’s hold. “Let me go!” I yelled concerned.
As Guy took my hand in his, “Why would either of us do that?” Lifting up my chin in the process, like it needed to be any higher.
“It’s better than just sleeping” Diablo added. Watching Diablo suddenly be above me, out of panic I melted into a blob of slime. “How about we don’t do that” I then offered. Feeling myself shiver for slime second.
“Then what about it? Cause I was up for some fun” Guy said, poking me. Before repeating, “Cuddling?”
“If it doesn’t involve kissing” I replied.
“I wouldn’t mind holding you, it’s still being close” Diablo said, scoping me up, “Though I do wish to be closer” Beginning to petting me.
“You’re sharing” Guy then affirmed.
“Yeah, yeah, yeah” Diablo commented. “So can we?” Diablo brought me up to his face.
“Put me down and I’ll think about it” pondering over what could possibly happen, again. Choosing to just distance myself over by my mat, before changing by to my human form. Glancing over at the two men, who not only been a problem most of the day and now a weird drive for ‘fun’ that would satisfy them. “I think sleeping separately would be best” I then answered. When a hand landed on my ankle, gazing up, of course it was Guy, who else. “My bad you where just taking to long”
“I just gav-ah!” I yelped as I’m dragged back over back to them.
Guy just smiled, jokingly asking, “What did you say?”
“I didn’t hear either” I heard Diablo chime in as I focus on what Guy was doing. When the other turns me around putting me into a hug, nuzzling into my nape. Guy joins in putting my face into his chest.