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  1. Drink up, me hearties (yo hoe) by

    Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

    31 Jan 2026

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    "Everyone, say hi to Stolas. He's our hostage," Blitzø reiterates. Clearly, this is what they do every stormy night out on the sea - steal reluctant grooms-to-be to take them back to their ship, and maybe their private quarters to-

    Stolas flushes about three shades of red when he remembers why he's here. He desperately tries to hide a smile, and is entirely unsuccessful in doing so.

    So Stolas asks for a roleplay. He's got a very vivid imagination, you see.

    Blitzø isn't into it or anything. Fuck off.

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