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1. My eyes like the Sun, your lips like the Moon by Raven_Cat

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh
   • Kenny McCormick/Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Kyle Broflovski's Parents
   • Stan Marsh
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Kenny McCormick
   • South Park: The Stick of Truth
   • First Meetings
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch as Paladin Butters the Merciful
   • Kyle Broflovski as High Jew Elf King
   • Princess Kenny McCormick
   • Stan Marsh as Ranger Stan Marshwalker
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Genderfluid Kenny McCormick
   • might add more writing later
   • Bisexual Kyle Broflovski
   • Alternate Universe - Fantasy
   • live and die by the whimsy
   • Im having fun
   • fantasy world go brrrrr
   • Tags May Change
   • they are grown adults
   • All Characters Are Adults

   Summary

   War is on the horizon in Zaron. Things have been tense for years, with each move the Grand Wizard makes, and finally the High Elf King had declared war upon the Northern Kingdom of Kupa.

   His son, Prince Kyle, wants no part of it. Their people can't afford a war right now, but it's not like his father has ever listened to him. Not about this, and certainly not about the necessity of saddling Kyle with a personal guard.

   No, if Kyle wants things to change, he'll have to do something about it himself. Starting with the stupidly handsome guard that Princess Kenny recommended to his parents.

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