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  1. inside jokes by

    Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)  

    01 Feb 2026

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    Alfred tries to get in touch with the cute girl he used to giggle with in middle school classrooms (between all the bullies and and family tragedies at home). Imagine his surprise when he succeeds.

    Imagine his surprise when she grew up to be absolutely, deliriously his type.
    Imagine his surprise when he finds out she's already engaged.
    Imagine his surprise when she coaxes every single fantasy out of him one by one before taking him home.
    And imagine his surprise when he ends the night sandwiched between her and her breathtakingly terrifying fiance.

    He's either going to fall in love, or it'll make for a good story to share with his followers when it's all said and done.

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