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    Pure Vanilla had never had any interest of the dramaticity of theatrics. His kingdom duties were far too important for any fooling around. But when a little thief is brought into his throne room, snapping and feisty, he thinks he might have a little time for a performance.

    Shadow Milk wants absolutely nothing to do with the foolish king and his absurd kingdom. Sure, he did sneak into that very palace's Jewel room, heart of the castle, and yes, he did try to steal half of their belongings. But he had his reasons. And that did not give them any right to make him endure this torture. To make him sit and listen to this bore of a king for all of eternity, he'd rather be sentenced to death. But the little thief knows that if he plays his cards right, he might just get what he wants after all.

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