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the cleaners all line up in rows on the airplane seats, shoving their luggage carelessly into the slots above the chairs.
enjin rented out this private plane for them because he thought itd be a good idea to get a change of scenery for once.
enjin is stupid though and didnt do a background check on the airline before booking.
lol
IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
over tha intercom or whatevr jabber i mean the pilot goes "damn bruh how do u fly ts" but hes using a voice changer and he sounds like a cute girl "shit my fault ujmhh anhway im your pilot thanks for choosing rediar airlines"
"123 liftoff type shit theres gonna be hella turbulence so strap in hahah strap 👀 drool🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤ngh" he finishes or she shohld i say bexause i think jabber wojld be cuter if she was a lesbian
theyre in the air now
zanka realises he lowk gotta pee so he gets up wnd goes to the bathroom
as he walks to the bathroo':.... he sees the cockpit haha cock
and whay he sessZz......
Javber
holy fuck
jabber notices eyes staring at him👀
👀👀
👀 he turns..... and looks out the wundow of the cockpit and shees zanka as zanka wuickly hides in the bathroom
he puts the plane on autopilot if thatsbegen something you can do idk ive never flown a plane
and he leaves..... and he stands outside the door of the bathroom....
tap tap tap 👀 he taps the door with his finger and drags his hand down the door
"zaaaaanka...... r u pooping in there"
zanka covers his mouth and shivers becaude hes scared but he also kinda likes how intimidating jabber is
no one else notices anytthing brecause theyre all asleep because jabber gassed them all with something or other
FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
jabber tries opening the bathroom door
its locked
shucks
i have school in thenmorning and i miss my ex girlfriend
"zannkaaaaa let me iiiiiiinnnn......"
"BOI U ACTING LIKE SCATTDM THE WAY U TRYNA GET IN RN😂🫱🗿 boi im blacked out like a phatom" zanks said
"Open.... the door....... OPEN THE DOOR .... OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR OR IM GOING TI CRAZH THE PLANE AND KILL US ALL"
zanka shudders and opens the door
"yeaaa good girl 🤣🫱 boi" jabber teases, twirling one of his dreads with his finger fucking faggot
I PISS INSIDE YOU
this reminded me zanka lowk holdin in his piss rn but im kinda into that does thag mean i have a piss kink like i mean if u enjoy the feeling of holding ur pee in and pressing down on ur bladdder and liking it does thay mean u have a piss kink idk cuz like im jot into bein peed on or someone watxhing me pee or anything Ok anyway
jabber grabs zanka by the hand and drags him out of the bathroom and spins him aroudn in a circle
very romantic
music starts playing
romantic music....
"this is my jam" jabber says "turn that song off, this is my jam" he pulls out a bottle of jam
the lights dim and jabber drags zanka into the uh whats it called the vip place idk first class yeah
he draggs zank ijto the first class section, there are candles lit, rose petals on the floor and of course, steak
zanka goes what os this
jabber says dinner
Ok
"wait.... if youre here.... and im here..... then whos flying the plane??????" twenty one pilots walks in. but not before sending 1 billion to israel.
jk diddy foid🗿🫱
jabber perks up, scurrying to the plane as he realises hes about to fly into an iceberg
zanka comes up behidn him an hets in the second pilot seat
jabber starts pressing buttons
"city boiii doesnt know how to fly the plane😂" zakka says
ehat was i gonna say
something funny i think
HOLY RUCK JABBER WE're FONNA CRAXSH PULL UP PULL UP PULL UPW😭😭
JABBER
AY BRO WATCH YO JET BRO
WATXH YO JET
but its too late
"z-zanka my love......................... of drugs... is the reason why i kept going........ thank u... for showing me that rven being on 4 substances at once i can still somewhat fly a plane"
"oh jabber...... heh... i never hated you... in fsct... i think i like you.... thank you for beating me senseless and drugging me the two times we met, you are the real reaosn my heart beats"
they tongue kiss as they crashed into a neighbouring plane and die
the plane fell into the ocean and if anyone didnt die on impact they died from drowing in the ocean
tamsy washed up on shore tho and he died to cannibalisation
becahse i don t like him
hop on phas