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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    I like to think Jabber can activate his vital instrument at will—he could use just one hand normally if he wanted. He could also switch it from poison to a straight blade, depending on the situation. These ideas are mostly for the porn plot.

    I need more pervy fics to read of them so I decided to write my own. Sorry if this isn't your cup of tea.

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    17 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Jabber was always a jealous person. Anything that belongs to him doesn’t need anyone or anything else.

    So why did he never realize that Zanka and Mary Poppins were so close? Why does Zanka look so happy with him?

    Jabber boils with jealousy.

    Or: Jabber gets jealous over Enjin’s interaction with Zanka, they argue, Jabber begs Zanka, and since they’re equally unhinged, Zanka loves it.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Zanka's been ignoring the letters. As long as he doesn't reply, they should eventually stop. Or at least, they'll become a problem for future him.

    Except he's officially out of time, because his siblings have come to take him home.

    Or: the one in which Zanka doesn't want to be in an arranged marriage, and ends up spilling the beans to Jabber during a fight. Jabber suggests eloping.

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    15 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    Zanka, tryhard and perfectionist, must grapple with his totally not romantic feelings in relation to Jabber.

    *A Janka fic based off the lyrics of my favorite song Dirty Little Secret by All-American Rejects.

    First fic in foreveer and my editor/monster under my bed forced me to write this!

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    15 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    Newly married and living within the Cleaners HQ, Zanka begins to unravel under the weight of his love for Jabber, his insecurities, and the fear of not being enough. With Jabber’s secrecy and unexplained absences recently. Zanka reaches a breaking point.

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    14 Feb 2026