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1. Something to Declare by fullysplendid

   Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Feb 2026

   Tags

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   • Colin Bridgerton & Penelope Featherington
   • Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington
   • Colin Bridgerton
   • Penelope Featherington
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Colin Bridgerton is Down Bad
   • Colin Bridgerton is Not Oblivious
   • well not entirely - Freeform
   • fiji
   • Customs as MVP
   • holiday fic
   • cocktails
   • Bridgerton Whiskey Club
   • Sex Toys
   • Sex Admin
   • mine
   • Smut
   • Colin Bridgerton is losing his tiny mind
   • Chaotic Cinnamon Roll Colin Bridgerton

   Summary

   Colin’s fingers twitch. He shifts his weight from foot to foot. He’s been waiting for several minutes and he’s only getting more anxious. If only he could see her. He sighs dramatically.

   “Your wife?” asks the customs officer.

   Colin nods, eyes still searching for any glimpse of his friend, before realising that that isn’t correct. “I mean… no…” he mutters quietly.

   We’re in Fiji, he reminds himself. They’re a very friendly people. She’ll be fine.

   He still cannot see Penelope but he has a clear view of the customs officer, wearing plastic gloves and raised eyebrows, as he reaches into Penelope’s suitcase and pulls out the biggest dildo Colin has ever seen.

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