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Sirmoon walked into the classroom, and suddenly the class came into a collective silence. Waffls, one of the class clowns, stopped fooling around midway. It was a free period, therefore the classroom was only filled with fellow students. Sirmoon was the class advisor and someone widely respected throughout the school. He was generous and vibed with his fellow classmates well. The fact he was a bit older, due to Sirmoon transferring into the country when he was younger, added to his social standing. He was seen as a mature and chill guy to be around.
“Good morning, how have all of your days been?”
A chorus of greetings and wishes of good morning replied back.
“Sirmoon! We are trying to convince Flux to call Floofy an omega but I don’t think it is working right now”, Rea exclaimed, nearly falling out of her seat. She had been wanting for a while to get people to admit Floofy was an omega. However Floofy was adamant that she would actually be an alpha.
“No, it's not as if it isn’t going to work, you see, I would appreciate some incentive to do your ridiculous requests.” Fluixon stated, not looking up whatsoever. He was the class president and known to be “aura farming” majority of the time. He was on his computer working on his homework since he did not get the chance to do so the other night after being forced to play risk with Thomas, his best friend, for hours on end. Although Fluixon felt as if Thomas was not deserving of that title after suffering for hours being forced to play a ridiculous game.
Sirmoon smiled, finding the situation amusing. He had nothing else to do and felt bored enough.
“How about 75 dollars to call Floofy an omega?”
Fluxion’s typing paused, and then he looked up. His eyes seemed to sparkle and if one was to look closely, money signs can be seen in his greedy eyes.
“Ok, Floofy is an omega.”
Floofy was flabbergasted at Fluixon’s words. She did not believe Fluixon betrayed her so easily, so she immediately stood up and pointed at Fluixon, offering money. Floofy refused to be called an omega, she was rightfully an alpha. Vowing to be called an alpha, she would spend her life savings if required to do so.
“I’ll give you 100 dollars to take that back! Right this instant!”
Fluixon slowly turned around, looking at Floofy. His eyes filled with distrust. Floofy had earlier offered cash for Fluixon to defend her honor against Rea; however when Fluixon asked for the money, Floofy had refused and mocked him for believing her instead. He did not appreciate this and had even considered scamming her back, however this would remind him of Saparata, his rival in another class. Therefore he did not entertain the thought of scamming Floofy.
“You lost your credibility after what you pulled earlier, so I rather not.”
“PLEASE, flux I need this. I won’t scam you, for real this time. I just need you to say I am an alpha.”
During this time, the whole class was conversing among each other and having a blast on the current situation. There were, of course, people recording the whole thing. until then all of the sudden Hvyrotation spoke up. He was known for saying outrageous things, and there have been jokes flying around that if Venus, his friend, was not around then he would probably get suspended or expelled.
“Flux is my favorite omega.”
“Rotation?? JAIL immediately right now”, Sunny laughed out, and then immediately got to work editing. He was known for making memes of the class jokes in record time and posting it in the class group chat online for others to see and use. Within a minute, he sent Hyvrotation’s quote in image form in the group chat.
Meanwhile, Luna was laughing uncontrollably across the room. Cacao on the other hand was not helping, instead he was egging Luna on, making jokes and imitating Hyvrotation’s words in a ridiculous manner. The rest of class sat back as if watching a movie, some were snacking as well.
“Man, the evangelion opening is awesome by the way.”
Fluixon showed no reaction to Hyvrotation’s nonsensical words, he had gotten used to the antics his friend pulled and continued on with his own conversation. Rotation would eventually get bored and do his own thing later on as he typically did. Fluixon had long abandoned his homework in exchange for the opportunity to make some quick cash, he would make Thomas do it if he had to anyways.
“Flux, please, I was not aware of your immense love of money.”
Floofy looked at Fluixon pleading with her eyes and practically on her knees for him to declare her as an alpha. He was the class president, whatever he said goes, so anything he declared would be considered to be true.
“Wow,” Fluixon deadpanned, “It’s like you do not know me.”
“Floofy! You should know better, Flux would do practically anything for money,” Shu joined in.
“I’m an alpha by the way”, Hyvrotation said after sitting in his seat in silence for a couple minutes on his phone.
The class suddenly bursted out in volume, all of which were denying Hyvrotation's chud opinion and Fluixon had also joined in. In the midst of this, Alex burst into the classroom and slammed the door open. He had gotten a text from Sunny on the current affairs occurring and went to class immediately. Typically he would be skipping class right now even if it was a free period but Alex knew he could not miss this moment.
“Flux! I’ll pay you 25 dollars to call me an omega. Please!”
Fluixon paused in making fun of his friend, Hyvrotation, and looked towards the door. He then turned his eyes back onto the class. Fluixon repeated this and then proposed an offer for the class, sensing a chance to make some money out of this.
“Pay me and I will call who you want, an omega. You can record if you want, I suppose.”
“WAIT, so can I give you 10 dollars to declare me as an alpha?”
Floofy tried her luck once again, hoping to whatever that's above that Fluixon would accept her offer.
“Yeah, sure, that one costs 10 dollars.”
“YES!” Floofy screamed, “Please don’t scam me… I will give you the money. Just say I’m an alpha.”
Sunny once again, pulled out an insanely fast made meme image and sent it in the class groupchat. It showed Fluixon admitting to being greedy with pride, which was not far from the truth.
“Do I look like saps to you?”
Fluixon looked offended from being indirectly compared to Saparata. He was in another class but became friends with Fluixon through mutual friends, however they still considered each other to be rivals. They made fun of each other often, this led nobody to be surprised when he said this. Fluixon then turned back to Alex, offering a discount for his request.
“It can be five dollars for you, the humiliation gets you 50 percent off.”
“YESS, ok. Please. Here.”
Fluixon looked at the money handed to him, and then looked up to Alex. He then took a deep breath.
“Alex is the biggest omega.”
“I WIN, HAHAHAHAH, I am THE omega.”
Alex laughed out and walked out the classroom, still laughing and celebrating. The door slammed behind Alex and Kaviar looked at Alex in disbelief as he walked out.
“Flux! How much for you to call me an alpha.”
Again, Floofy tried to get Fluixon’s attention among the crowd of requests, including those who wanted to pay him to call himself an omega.
“For you? 20 dollars.”
“Deal! I gave you 10 dollars, call me an alpha and I will give the rest.”
“You scammed me last time, how about you give the other 10 and I will say it.”
“You know what, fine. Call me an alpha right now please. DON'T SCAM ME.”
“Alright, I suppose Floofy is an alpha.”
Floofy immediately screamed out in excitement, celebrating and rejoicing at her victory. The class erupted with commotion and noises. Among the voices, Rea asked a question the rest of the class was debating on asking.
“Flux, they’re asking you how much to call yourself an omega!”
If she couldn’t get her victory on the Floofy matter, then she could perhaps get Fluixon to call himself an omega. Fluixon quickly rejected her, saying never, and went back to conversing with the rest of the class.
Sirmoon was on his phone throughout this, ignoring the class. However when he heard of this question, he knew what he had to do. Sirmoon then turned to Fluixon and handed him 20 dollars with no words.
“Alright, which two people do you want me to call an omega.”
“Was it not 20 dollars to call yourself an omega?”
Fluixon looked at Sirmoon and then back onto the 20 dollar bill placed on his hand. He stared onto the dollar bill for a couple seconds before accepting.
“I do not recall ever saying that but a 20 dollar bill does give me a short memory.”
The class immediately took out their phones, ready to take clips of Fluixon and send it throughout the school. Fluixon looked at the cameras and then turned to face Sirmoon again. He was not one to back down from his own words. Sirmoon was also incredibly wealthy, he would not disappoint him if he had the choice after all he still needed to keep the rich ones jolly and content.
“I guess I am an omega.”
Suddenly, everyone was saying one thing or another. Fluixon ignored it all and got ready to message Thomas to force him to do his work instead. He was not ashamed as long as he had gotten money out of it. All he had to do was say a couple words and money were being thrown at him.
“SUNNY, QUOTE IT!”
“SOMEONE SEND THE VIDEO TO ME PLEASE.”
“I’m crying, what is this stupid class.”
Fluixon texted Thomas, demanding for him to do his work as well as asking him why he had previously clip-farmed for free, especially when there were people out there who would pay him to do so instead. Thomas would begrudgely agree to do his work as well as asking Fluixon what he meant by his second statement. Fluixon stared at Thomas’ reply in satisfaction and then left Thomas on read, staring at the clock. It was right about time for the next period of class to start. He got up from his seat and opened the door, getting ready to leave but not before leaving the rest of the class a message.
“Do remember to give me money tomorrow as well.”