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1. I kissed a man and that's a sin by miltens_mittens

   Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   24 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Messmer the Impaler/Tarnished (Elden Ring)
   • Messmer the Impaler (Elden Ring)
   • Tarnished (Elden Ring)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - No Powers
   • Religious Guilt
   • Religion
   • Messmer is Religious and Gay
   • Hook-Up
   • Strangers to Lovers
   • Misunderstandings
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Caring Tarnished
   • Top Tarnished/Bottom Messmer the Impaler (Elden Ring)
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Disowned Messmer
   • Living Together
   • Banishment to the Land of Shadow as an allegory for how Messmer was kicked out of a religious home for being gay
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Begging
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Past Messmer the Impaler/Rellana Twin Moon Knight (Elden Ring) - Freeform
   • Messmer the Impaler Needs a Hug (Elden Ring)
   • Touch-Starved Messmer the Impaler (Elden Ring)
   • Messmer's snakes are separate from him and are his pets
   • First Time
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Getting Together
   • Porn with Plot
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • Discussion of gender and sexuality topics
   • Minor Canonical Character(s)

   Summary

   Messmer is the eldest son of a religious family. His destiny is to be a faithful servant of the Lord, marry a beautiful woman, and have many children. There is just one problem: Messmer is not interested in women.

   Series

   • Part 8 of messmer's flame, tarnished's arrow ┊┊┊┊ ➶

   Language:

   English

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   20,245

   Chapters:

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